Thursday, April 30, 2009

On the road again

Hey yall!

Well 22 hours later I have finally arrived here in sunny Florida. Let’s talk about the drive down. Good God -- and I mean the God part. I drove through 100 republican states. Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia and Florida. I have never heard so many radio preachers. One told me that I wasn’t walking with grace of jesus and I should learn to walk with more compassion. Does that mean I should put more weight on my left leg when I walk? WTF lol. Another told me the day is evil -- no idea what he was talking about. OOO and I drove by a church in Ohio with a huge 5 storey jesus made out of stone coming out of a lake... craziest thing iv ever seen hahaha. Anyways enough about those assholes lol. I drove through a part of Kentucky where Colonel Sanders was born and I listened to a radio station called... WKFC... no joke... WKFC. When I left Canada it was 8 when I got here it was 31. What else.... um I stayed in a hotel that cost 30 dollars a night in Georgia -- the old check in lady made sure I knew what channels the porn was on ---- really I don’t think I’m going to like it lol. I also saw a store called jo-ann (it made me miss Aaron and Dani) and then I saw a billboard for strippers (made me think of Allan) lol. When I got here Scottie, Brendan and Morton were waiting for me. I bought some groceries and a BBQ and settled down into my room. That was all yesterday. Today I got a job at Trex (like rainforest cafe with dinosaurs) and tried to do my circuit but its soo hot out. I got a nice tan. Anyways enough chatter for today.

Todays fun rating: 7
Todays sexy rating: 3
Todays financial rating: 10
Todays temp: 32

1 comment:

  1. Hey! Is T-rex a Disney affiliate? Do you get a wee Disney discount? For sure I will visit you on May 10! Love you!!!

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