Tuesday, June 30, 2009

3 dollar wine

So lets talk about how cheap american booze is. Jadrian and I bought 5 bottles of wine for 15 dollars. No jokes.Were classy bitches.She tried to tell the walmart lady we were meeting people later (really the ho in the blue vest isnt judgin anyone) Plus Brendan has been tellin people he doesnt want me to move out but Scottie kicked me out. Really im pretty sure you were the one who suggested we part ways. Stop trying to put a bandaid on this. Own your shitty decision to kick me (ps I had some comment here but I deleted them because of calm zach) So anyways jadrian and I also got on tower of terror after it closed by ourselves! Woot woot. 2 bottles down 3 to go. hells yes beotch. Ps the boiled garbage smells bad (jadrian has black roommates) can i put my feet on your bed (candice has smelly feet)

Monday, June 29, 2009

Battle of the Zachs

Well... hmmm... where to begin... First off Im moving back to Canada as of 2 weeks from now (Im sure you can guess the talk with brendan and scottie went well). To put too fine a point on the argument we have differing opinions on "roommate" and I can get the fuck out. Ok then lol. No harm no foul though. Its better this way. We would have just kept getting on each others nerves the whole rest of the summer. Now comes for the awkward part. I still have to live here for atleast another day or two until I can find somewhere to crash or wait until my parents come on saturday. For those of you who know me Im not one for not expressing my opinions on things. Thats angry Zach. He comes out and shows his ugly face all the time in arguments. Where he just rips people apart. Then theres calm Zach who tries to stop angry Zach from being a douche. OMG angry Zach almost came out tonight. I was looking through my facebook friends and noticed that a certain someone is no longer friends with me -- really this isnt grade 10 msn. Also Brendan is still one of my good friends and even though I may not like his fiance right now I still want to be friends with him for B's sake. As you can see during all this Angry Zach wanted to come out and say things but calm Zach kept him in and just confronted Scottie about it. Aparently we're done. To quote Allan ... cool...
Ratings
Sexy 0
Fun neg 100
Finacial 10 (I saved rent for next month -- but a good spin on everything)
Temp (?)

My head hurts

My head is still bruised from running into that tent while drunk at pride :(

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Wonderland

Wheres the devil? Wheres the glass? Good times this weekend. Were just about to go out and complete our 3rd night of pride weekend. Its been great just out enjoying toronto. We saw Corey and Gio the last 2 nights. We also discovered a whole nother room at Buddies. It just makes me miss Toronto and want to get home so badly. 2 more months!!! I want to get back to my life. Wonderland today was fun fun fun. We saw a little girl (maybe 5) showing off her boobs to her mom. We saw the worst theme park show ever with the most homosexual boys ever (more so than lion king) We had some BP afterwards mmmmmm. Now my candian food tour is complete. Boston Pizza, Mcdonalds, Swiss Chalet, and Sushi.
Ratings
Sexy 10
Fun 10
Finacial 10
Temp 20 (so cold lol)

Uh Oh

Im always getting myself in trouble with this thing. I didnt get a chance to finish my convo with Scottie and Brendan before they read that post from 2 days ago. Owell. We'll talk about it when I get home. Keep you posted! Pride has been so fun so far. We went out both nights so far. I made out with boy from Waterloo who actually works on projects with a girl I went through all of school with. small world. Im too drunk to think of anyuthing else. Will post later.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Waiting

So Im about to get picked up by Aaron and Dani and head off to Toronto. These past 2 days have been really fun! We had lunch at rainforest yesterday and the manager pretty much said theyd hired me in september. Then we went home and had dinner. I went over and saw Aaron. Then I got up at 730 and went golfing with my dad. We got through 4 holes and we were both playing so badly we gave up and had breakfast. Then i did my taxes and went and saw the proposal. So funny. My parents gave Mallory money to give to me for the weekend. When I got there she paid for my ticket and then bought me a pop and that was it she never mentioned the 50 bux they gave her to give to me. That little gutter snipe. I also had to drive my grandpas truck around woodstock today because mom car had no gas. I was trying to fake str8. It didnt really work because I was wearing a yellow v neck and red sunglasses. owell. Now were going to head to toronto, drink a whole lot of beer and vodka and go out and mess around in the village! Happy Pride everyone!
Ratings
Fun 10
Sexy 2
Financial 10
Temp a cool 25

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Throw-In

I was going to pick up a PM shift yesterday but I was tired and took my name off the list. Then I called Jadrian and met up with her and Candice. We went to Magic Kingdom and I talked them into the parks because they dont get their IDs until saturday. Then we went to Trex and had some dinner and then they got thrown in. I have never seen a more disorganized throw in in my life. It was awful. Everyone was talking and being stupid. OOO theres a new girl whos training to be a nun after this (wrong place to go hunny Disney is a cesspool) she was telling her story of why she wants to work at disney at the meet and greet and it was soo awkward funny. I was doing that thing where I was trying not to laugh and my lip was quivering and Jadrian looked over and I lost it and started laughing then she lost it and it was a bad scene lmao. Tyler came over to the throw in and then we went home. This morning he drove me to the aiport and now Im just waiting to board my plane to CANADA!!!!
Ratings
Sexy 6
Fun 10
Financial 0
Temp the radio said it was 77 (25) at 6 this morning

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

6 Dollars of delicious!

I lost money at work today :(. I didnt make enough money for the tips I was getting. I must have lost a 20 or a 50 somewhere along the way. Which is too bad. I still made 195 on my double but it should have been atleast 210. After work I went over to Tylers and we cuddled and watched TV and I met his roommates. Then I went to Wendys and ate the shit out of their dollar menu. Brendan Scottie and my talk went ok today. However they dont want me bringing random boys home which I feel is unfair. Not that Im probably going to anymore (or that I did before) but if Im paying rent its as much my house as it is theres. I shouldnt have to ask permission to do things in my house. Im going to finish the talk with them tomorrow. They said its just that they are in different places in their lives a) you both had much darker pasts than I do b) Im also at a different place in my life but I can accept that they go to bed early and wake up early and knit and so on -- you know what I mean. They knew what they were getting into when they asked me to move down. Im 21. I dont make them go out and drink a lot and stay up late so they shouldnt make me be a locked up fun starved virgin. (I use the term virgin loosely about as loosely as Allans ... )
Ratings
Fun 7
Sexy 7
Financial 5
Temp 41 (it got down to 25 and I had to turn on the heat im so fucked when I come home sunday)

Ironic

I was just reading a blog about a gay kiss on a UK soap opera between a gay character and a muslim man dealing with his sexuality. Muslim leaders were up in arms and released this statement :
"There's a lack of understanding of Muslims already and I think EastEnders really lost an opportunity to present a normal friendly Muslim character to the British public,” Asghar Bokhari of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee --
Then a blogger had this comment :
Ironically, a gay Muslim is probably easier for many to relate to than a more "traditional" one. Dealing with sexuality is a common social thread and can help diminish stereotypes of Muslim men as being nothing more than women-oppressing chauvinists.
Ironic no?

MMVAs

Holy f bomb that was a good show. I just watched it (its 430 and I work at 1130 owell). I love me some lady gaga who wanted to thank god and the gays. You dont often hear those 2 in the same sentence unless its god hates gays or the gays god is cher or something along those lines. I made fabulous money tonight at work and got to see tyler afterwards. Tomorrow Scottie Brendan and I are having our chat about house rules :S I hope it goes well but I feel we all have things we need to talk about as adults. (Allan I will try and keep the explosions to a minimum -- ps I totally know what you were talking about with the eggshells (sorry)) Anyways nighty night
Ratings
Fun 6
Sexy 7
Financial 10
Temp 30 was the coolest im melting

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Countdown

So only 1 Pm and two doubles until Toronto. Im sooooo stoked. On my double today I had a man ask me if I had any children (no) then he asked me if I was married (no) then he asked me if I had a girlfriend (no) -- really sir have you heard my voice or seen my face? God people are so rude no I do not like vagina and I find that insulting. I had a fight with the managers today I yelled at them and they said they were sorry. It was about switching shifts and they were trying to make me feel guilty that I didnt want to pick up crappy stations tonight (which I did anyways) they were saying I wasnt beeing a team player -- uh fuck you I work more shifts than any other server plus it was going to be my third double in a row and I want a good section if Im going to wear myself out like that--dear managers eat me. I got out of work early today for a change. I got home by 12. BBQd 2 steaks and a zuchinni and corn on the cobb. Omg first real food I have had in 4 days. Before that today all I had eaten was the bottom part of a special K red berries bag (ps red berries dont taste good unless the milk makes them juicy again) and 2 pop tarts when my first round of dinner tables were eating.
Ratings
Fun 0
Sexy 0
Fincial 8
Temp 30 (at 1145 at night -- god knows what it was during the day)

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Insert Title Here

Todays am portion of the double was a waste of time I made 50 bucks. The PM portion was much more lucrative. I made 245 at night. Great day. While I was upstairs doing my sidework of putting together 150 bone cups (which takes a good hour) Tyler called. He was like Im at downtown disney when are you done? He just stopped by after work to say hi. sigh. so cute. He waited and after work I took him and a friend out for food. Hes such a sweetheart. Hes going to drive me to the airport thursday morning too. Life is good.
Ratings
Fun 0
Sexy 5
Financial 10
Temp 33 at 11 when I started work

So much has happened in the land of Oz

Pool hoping was amazing. Marissa and I went to The Poly, the Grand Floridian, The Wilderness Lodge, and Saratoga Springs. I got a lil burn but just on my shoulders. I was putting sun screen on about as often Cher retires. Then I saw the Hangover (so fucking funny -- theres a tiger in the bathroom!) with Brenda, Gabe, Christa and a busser whos name I dont know. Then Gabe and I met up with Lil (theatre lover who I love so much) and Jay (who turns out to be the roommate of that boy I dated on my contract at EPCOT that I saw in the parade on gay days) and Kaila (Christas roommate) at Pulse. Fun times. Lil had some other friends there with her. One was of particular interest. His name was Tyler. After Dennys he came back to my place and we were making out and he was like do you want to just go to sleep (cue heart melting) and so we snuggled the whole night (there may or may not have been some other things happening but I will NIPSY RUSSLE leave that to your imagination.) Sad news was that during the night my right testicle got swollen and painful (not from anything sexual -- it did it the other day at work) I went to the hospital and spent 9 hours (I watched an ugly betty, grey anatomy, private practice, King of the Hill half of Iron Man and all of high school musical 3 while I was waiting) to here that I have a vein and some fluid that moved downward and its not serious or life threatening. It was also great to have 5 different people play with my cock and balls. The best was the ultrasound lady who gelled them. I asked her if I could take the picture home with me and if it was a boy or a girl (it was a girl -- gays have longer gestation periods) --- That was all yesterday.... oh oh while I was at the hospital I was texting Tyler and I said I was bored and hadnt talked to a person in 3 hours and he was like do u want me to come visit (too cute right)... so on to today. I worked a double great money. 80 at lunch 180 at dinner. Fab! Then as I was heading to my car tyler called me and said he was at walmart and wanted me to come say hi. We hung out for like an hour and then I went home -- but he kissed me goodbye in the parking lot. Hes just so cute. I hope this goes somewhere... but with my track record im sure there will be some bumps lol.

Ratings
Sexy 10
Fun 10
Financial 10
Temp (no idea)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Radom Day

I thank god got out of my oncall shift today. Gabe had been texting me about going out tomorrow so I asked him if he wanted to go to the Studios. We had a really good time. We got a star wars picture taken of us with me as padme and him as that blue girl. The whole store was full because it was pouring outside and everyone laughed (a lil with us and a lil at us lol) Then we went back to his place and watched a movie. His BF Ben called while we were at the studios and at his house and both times he said he was with Krista. Then we had to go pick up his stuff from his ex roommate. I was wearing his shirt because mine was soaked and his shorts and he was wearing a muscle shirt and sweats. It looked like we totally had just fucked (which we hadnt) She looks in the window and says oooohhh you must be Zach. I was like ahh fuck now shes going to tell the bf. She did Im sure because literally 10 minutes later the bf called to "say goodnight" he lied again- said he was with Krista. I was like god this is going to end badly for all parties. Even though it was totally innocent. Gabe made it seem sketchy. Then I went to the gym and there were three super hot gay boys who all looked straight but talked and walked gay. I was going to hit on them but they were scary in their little pack, well I suppose they were more of a gaggle then a pack. Maybe a nipsy-russle. Anywho now Im home and going to go pool hopping at Disney tomorrow with Marissa.
Ratings
Fun 9 (10 without rain)
Sexy 5
Financial 8 (only spent 10 dollars)
Temp 39 (before rain) 30 after

Parks Parks Parks

Yesterday Amber and I went to Universal. I talked us onto everyride with no wait! I didnt know I could do it at Universal too lol. Then we bumped into a kitchen guy from work and all of us went to Seaworld. We saw Shamu Rocks which basically is a whale splashing to lets get loud. (Stupid) and went on Manta a couple times. The fireworks started while we were on Manta and as we went through a barrel roll the sky exploded it was so cool. Today I was supposed to work I was AM on call. I called in and begged not to have to work and Max let me stay home. Now Gabe and I are going to go to the studios and see Fantasmic! Life is good. Also tomorrow apparently everyone from Trex is going to pulse! WOOT WOOT!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Pick Up

This evening I went into work because I had enough hours left over to pick up a shift. How I do it is I dont clock in until I get my first table and then I clock out as soon as my last table pays so I can maximize my working hours when I have tables instead of getting paid 4 dollars an hour to do sidework or wait for tables. Anyways great night made 210 just on a pm. I went to buffalo wild wings after work with the rest of the trex crew. Amber and I are going to go to universal tomorrow. Also quick side note jorge (george) was there and he texted me that he wanted to ... again and I said sure why not. I feel like that wasn't as enthusiastic (sp?) as he wanted it to be lol. owell. I talked to Dani last night on skype. We have decided that we are going to get jobs at Rainforest Cafe at Yorkdale Mall. When I come home (in 9 days) we're going to go have an interview after her exam.
Ratings
Sexy 6
Fun 5
Financial 10
Temp 38

Friday, June 12, 2009

One thing after another

So tonight at work everything that could goo wrong did. I got 3 zero dollar tips (I hate UKs) I walked into our fake rocks and cut my leg while carrying a full tray of drinks to a table where they made me stand there for 10 minutes while they decided what they wanted to order while blood was running down my leg-- you know there was no way I was telling them that im stupid and walked into our scenery. Then a server spilled an entire tray of Coke on me and I was wet and sticky for the rest of the night. I know some of you like being wet and sticky (cough Aaron) but I dont. On the plus side I found out that taco bell has 89 cent burritos and I had three of them, then went to the gym still eating one. Counterproductive a little?
Ratings
Sexy 0
Fun 0
Financial 7
Temp (no idea)

Best Day Ev-ah!

So I got up had some special K red berries did laundry and then went to SeaWorld with Lia. We went on Manta and saw the dolphin show, and got a pic with the hot gay guy who stars in the show (to be added to FB soon) and went on Kraken. Then we went over to Magic Kingdom and met up with Gabe. Now as some of you may know I have my ways of getting what I want at the parks but fuck I was on tonight. I got us onto every ride no line. I got us free icecream and I got us past the 20 minute monorail line up and we went up the exit. Shut up right? It was awesome. Then Gabe and I went over to Saratoga Springs for a swim. It was a super fabulous day. Afterwards I went to my new gym. My legs are killing me btw. Im not sure if I will be able to walk tomorrow. PS I tried uploading my pics including the Spring Break ones to FB but my uploader isnt working so I will do it tomorrow night.
Ratings
Fun 100
Sexy 3
Financial 5
Temp 36 (i was a htm all day long)

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

ps he texted me back

The Gym

So yesterday night after work I joined the gym I drive past on the way home from work. I think its a good decision. Go work off some energy after work so I can get right to sleep. I got up today at 230 BBQ'd and got a new america phone. Then I watched the tonys which was fabulous! Then I went for a run and went to my new gym. Can we talk about hot boys! Jesus. Gay and straight everywhere. There was this hot Italian who had the biggest ... I have ever seen. His lil Euro shorts couldnt handle it. There were also two cute gay boys working out. I was looking at one a lot. As I was walking out he cought my eye. When I was driving around the building to leave I decided I should go give him my number. When I got back into the parking lot I was litterally a 12 year old girl trying to talk myself into giving it to him. Go do it. No I dont want to. Do it. He'll think Im stupid. DO IT! So I did. He was nice but I dont think he was interested :(. Owell. Anyways I think Im going to watch a movie and go to sleep. Then maybe go to the waterpark tomorrow or seaworld or universal or Disney. IDK but Im doing something fun!
Ratings
Fun solid 7
Financial 10 (my new phone was only 30 bucks)
Sexy 8
Temp 33

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Americans are the most moronic people on the planet... saaarry

Soo heres the short list of things about Americans I hate: 1. They chug sweet and unsweet tea -- god slow the fuck down there still going to be tea there in 5 minutes. 2. They never say excuse me. 3. They are lazy and rude and interupt people while they are talking 4. They dont say O's like in sorry they say saarry. Or tomorrow tamarrow. WTF. and they make fun of me for it... really? im pretty sure both those words are spelled with o's not a's. 6. They think America is the best country in the world and that everyone loves americans hahahaha hardly. Thats my little vent for today. My traditions at Disney was awful and then my PM i only made 92 dollars waste of time. I dont work the next two days. Im going to stay home cook do laundry and watch the tonys and I might use my id to go see some fireworks.
Ratings
Fun 0
Financial 5
Sexy 0
Temp so hot and we had to do a 1 hour long outdoor tour of downtown disney

Sunday, June 7, 2009

I miss Canada food!

So today I worked a double. I was getting soooo annoyed with children and people walking around the restaurant slowly taking pictures. Ugh! Im getting to the point where Im annoyed and being like excuse me in the bitchiest tone ever. Owell I dont work for Disney lol. I was in a last cut station tonight. With 30 mins of seating left and no tables in my section they gave me a table and then they gave me the last table with 2 mintues left. Fuck u. I was here all day and the other servers could have taken it. I was so pissed at the hostesses. All the kids in my section seemed to be ordering pizzas today and their parents were ordering rostisserrie (sp?) chicken. It made me want Boston Pizza and Swiss Chalet soo badly. Then I thought about Harveys and Timmies and Canada Mcdonalds and Toronto Sushi. mmmm. A good thing about today was that one of my friends Lyndsay was telling me her hot friend has a crush on me and I think we all are going to go to Typhoon Lagoon on Wednesday.
Ratings
Financial 10
Fun 4
Sexy 2.7
Temp (I dont really know I was inside all day and cant remember what it was like before I went into work)

Ps still no word on my phone :(

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Absolutely Not!

Gays days is just the most fun weekend ever! Parties and djs and dancing and boys. So friday I worked and made 37 dollars but w.e I wanted to be out of there early anyways. I went to the gays days expo and finally got my HIV test because thursday the queens putting up the tent drove a stake through the powerlines and put the hotel out of power for 6 hours lmfao. Anyways test came back neg (obviously) then I went to have dinner at Hardrock with my new fabulous hair stylist Gary and his friends. It was so fun. Then we went and saw Wanda Sykes. I cant even tell you how funny she was. She did this whole bit about her first --and last-- wax. I felt her pain on that one. She said it was like watching her asshole running across the plains in africa and getting ripped to shit by lion teeth. lol. Then I went back to the hotel and went in the pool with my new gay days friends. It was a blast. I made out in the pool all night. Wanda says that going in a pool at a gay party event is like having a big bowl of dick soup. (its sad and true) Then I dragged my sorry ass home. Jorge walked me down again and we made out in the car -- but i tried to lie down in the back seat and was like this is sketchy and got out. Really you can make out in a pool infront of 1000 people but you cant make out in my car. W.E. .....................
This morning was the main event. Magic Kingdom day. All the boys and girls wear red and go to MK and then everyone watches the parade on main street and its literally a sea red. I got signed in by Brendans lesbo friend who works in the dishpit at his work. We had to wait at the exit a lil while the sorted signing me in. It was so funny to watch all the conservative familes draggin their kids out of the park. "dont look at them you can catch gay" --- I waved by to everyone of them that left. In all honesty there were only one or two families but shit they were PISSED! The park was awesome we went on splash, and mikeys philharmagic, and pirates and then had lunch. At this point my new gay days friends arrived and I went and hung out with them for a bit. We went on splash again and then ate again lol. Then parade time. SIDEBAR: when I lived in Orlando in 2007 the first boy I dated was named Robin and in the high school musical show he moved away to travel with a disney kids show. Who should I see as the closing sequence dancer? Robin. He looked good too. He got all toned and tanned. After the parade we went on Haunted Mansion. This is where the problems started. My phone fell out of my pocket and I left it on the ride. By the time I realised my car had already gone around. The boys went back to their hotel while I was trying to find my phone. Of course I didnt find it and then I had no way of contacting Brendan (who I was supposed to pick up from EPCOT) or the boys. I went to their hotel and just knocked on their door hoping they werent at the pool party. Luckily they were home and I called Brendan and set up a time to pick him up. I had a nap with Jorge. It was nice to lie in a boys arms. Then I picked up Brendan and drove home and took another nap. Brendan was supposed to come to PHouse with me but Scottie called and he ditched me :( ... Owell the boys were there. First thing Jorge says to me we need to talk. Really? (roll eyes) But what he said I wasnt expecting. He was all are u a top or bottom? I like top obvi lol. Then he made out with me and said good. Romantic no? He was a lil drunk and spent the night recounting his previous gay days "adventures" at one point I told his friend that he was exuding sexuality and that I wanted him soo badly :P (He even mentioned a sling -- barf) Thank god the debra cox concert was starting! Omg it was amazing. She was so fierce. It was just a really good party. Everyone was dancing and having a good time. When she finished the boys mentioned that they were heading back to the hotel and invited me. I declined as I work a double tomorrow. I asked Jorge if he was coming back to my place. He told me he couldnt. WHAT! WHY? I have to drive my friend to the airport in the morning (which I know is a lie he leaves at 430 pm) He was like you dont think Im a tease do you? I was like you're a mad tease. But Im not mad -- you dont want to have sex u dont want to have sex. Then he tried to kiss me and was all hells no! Absolutley not (in the words of miss debra) if you want to be friends we're friends I dont make out with my friends. He was all but I really do like you. Really? How did you see this 4 day relationship working out you moron. Anyways I really loved spending time with them all they were great. I feel kinda played but he told me hes on a "growth program" (I almost laughed when he said that) and trying to change himself which to be honest I totally respect. But really at gay days the only growth program you should be on is in your pants.
Ratings
Fun 12
Financial 0
Sexy 2.5
Temp 24

Friday, June 5, 2009

Pool Party

So lets just talk about the craziness that is Gay Days. First off an entire hotel devoted to hot men. Second another hotel devoted to the same and two more devoted to the lesbians. Throw in a pool a dj and 4 pool bars and you've got one hell of a night. The night started with me walking around by myself until I found Todd. A friend of a girl who works with me (actually hes her husband but just for a green card lol). Anyways he was with these guys he met from LA who invited us back to their hotel for some free booze (we already had bought an 18 pack of Coors for 17 dollars but we went just to be on the safe side). Then we came back to the pool party and got even more intoxicated. I was hitting on a boy from NY but he was too into himself and I can only put so much effort into it. So I went into the pool filled with very small shorts and loads of muscles. While I was in there I bumped into a very sexy man who was playing with balls (beach balls) We chatted and I hit on him a lot lol. His name is Jorge (pronounced horhey :P) -- but he doesnt look latino at all. Hes from PN and works in a bank yummy. Built like a train too. He also had some interesting friends as well. Long story short we made out in the parking lot and Im seeing him tomorrow. On the way home I needed Mcdonalds and as I left the drive through the lady said have a good morning. Bitch its gays days I havent even had my night yet.
Ratings
Fun 10
Sexy 10
Financial 0
Temp 24

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Gay Days!!!

Well I just got my hair cut. I look so cute. Lil gay boy cut. Im off to go to the gay days expo where they have free HIV tests! Then a pool party with loads of hot boys and a super awesome dj. I was supposed to go to Animal Kingdom today with Gabe but I hadd to get my hair cut and it was the only aptmnt he had available. He was really nice too. He invited me to go to dinner with him and friends tomorrow before we go see Wanda. Also the boy who washed my hair and gave me a neck massage was the hottest fucking guy ever. OMG. Im going to find out if hes single tomorrow!
Ratings
Fun 10
Financial 0
Sexy 8
Temp 26-33

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Stop, Now Let Me See Your Booty Drop

So ce soir I went to two gay bars. First to Pulse with Nathan (he says hi to Aaron and Dani and misses them -- he however does not say hi to Shannon who is a dumb whore) it was mad fun. There are loads of hot guys in Orlando already! Woot Woot! Second I went to Rev and met up with Brendan and Scottie. At pulse I heard that keisha coles song as per the title above and instantly thought of Aarons ghetto ass. Pulse has so much ghetto music. I loves it. Plus there was a drag queen that could make the fat on her legs clap together (barf!) Getting my hair cut tomorrow! Night y'all!
Ratings
Sexy 7
Fun 8
Financial 0
Temp 26

Seaworld

So today I planned on going in to work in the morning and picking up a shift, however, when I was going to bed I changed my mind and decided to pick up a PM shift instead. When my alarm went off at 12 I was like I will just get up when I get up and then see if there is enough time to go to work. Needless to say I never went to work. I did go to Seaworld though! I went on Manta twice once from the front and once from the back. Saw the Shamu show which is so stupid. Saw the dolphin show which I adore. Saw the Sealion show which is soo cute. Had dinner. I planned on staying for the fireworks but with an hour left I was over it and went home lol. I still havent seen a fireworks show since Ive been here. WTF? Speaking of WTF I love Keith Olbermans (sp?) WTF segment. I think Im going to go to pulse tonight with Nathan. Gay days is sooo soon. Gabe and I are going to animal kingdom tomorrow and then maybe to the pre-party at HOB. Plus im getting the mop on my head tammed. (this update was all over the place)

Ratings
Sexy 2
Fun 9
Financial 0
Temp 33

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Craptastic Double

So today I worked for 11 hours and made 177 dollars. Kill me! However I did have a rather fun evening. First off Gabe was workin which was nice I havent seen him in ages. We chatted about everything and I really like him as a close friend now. Plus Jorge was at work today. Its always fun to flirt. We were sitting in the break room after shift and he said to this other girl that he remebered when he saw her ass and I went wow Jorge you've seen a lot of the ass in this room (we were the only 3 people in the room) she was like WHAAA? and he went quiet lol. So funny. Plus I dont think he wants to date anymore which is good. Like hes great but I dont think I have time for anything serious slash I dont really want anything serious. Also Jay was working today which was nice. He used to play Ron Stoppable from Kim Possible at Disney but now hes a server at trex. I love him hes so sweet. Also Roman the hot Russian gay was there today too. God Trex is such a homotastic establishment. Plus I booked my Wanda Sykes tickets yesterday, organized my plans for Gay Days. All is well. The gay boys are beginning to flood into the city. Theyre everywhere already. Going to be a good couple of days :)

Ratings
Fun 6
Sexy 4
Financial 2
Temp 27

Monday, June 1, 2009

The Orlando Trifecta

So yesterday at work was garbage! I worked from 11-530 and made 75 dollars. Why? Because I was in a two table section that had only 2 six tops and the hosts never even once sat me with a table of six. It was ok though because it was really slow too. I didnt have a table for like 45 mins so I went upstairs and ate and then told the managers I was going to have a smoke and I went and sat outside for 20 mins and talked with everyone. After work I went and saw UP with Amber and Beth. Sooo cute. Then we went to HOB (House of Blues) for SIN (service industry night). Good times. Whenever a hot boy would walk by I would grab his ass and pretend it was Beth. Jorge met up with us. You know the hot latin guy that works with me. Anyways as we were all leaving I saw an Aladdin I used to hit on at HOB (even though hes straight) anyways I introduced him to Amber. They exchanged numbers. I think shes going rub his magic lamp or he might ride her magic carpet either way theyre going to show each other a whole new world. Then Jorge and I went home ......... So now I have completed the Orlando Trifecta (A hot Latin, and cute UK, and a beachy American)

Ratings
Fun 10
Sexy 10
Financial 8
Temp 32