Sleepy

Well I officially booked my flight into toronto for pride yesterday so excited! Going to see the family and Dani and Aaron. Just got home from work talked to Dani for a bit on skype now exhausted. I have to work in the morning, but then Im off until tuesday (when I work a double -- ahh!) A crazy bitch at work today who always is telling everyone what to do and how to do their jobs and blah blah blah had a pretend heart attack (it was just that her shoulder seized and she freaked out) where she was screaming and convulsing in the drink cave. They called an ambulance they calmed her down and then let her go home. But she was too shaken up to go home so she stayed in the break room for 3 hours going to smoke every 15 mins. WTF!

Ratings
Financial 10
Fun 0
Sexy 0
Temp 31

Boom Boom Pow

Not going to lie its 2:45 am and I just heard gun shots outside. Are you kidding me? The ghetto folks had to get all drunk on a friday night and bust some caps in some asses. Jesus! I promise tomorrow on the news itll say something about a shooting. In other news I picked up tonight and got to work a 2 table section! A 6 and a 10. It was so fucking easy. Every table was grat'd. I sold 1200 and made 170 after tipout of 65. I worked from 4-1 though :(. Also a host boy made his play for me tonight. His name is jorge (george is how he pronounces it) Hes from PR. Hes very cute. Im thinking were going to hit it and quit it though lol. Latinos are too much drama and they talk too much lol. But we will see I shouldnt jump the gun. I have to work a double tomorrow. Not excited!

Ratings
Sexy 7
Fun 3
Financial 10
Temp 32

Double your fun

So yesterday I went to pulse after I went to Hamburger Marys to see a Dame Edna drag show. Super fun! There was this boy at pulse who after he felt me up the whole night (and not that pg13 felt up im talking Mr Hefner and his bunnies after a few viagras felt up) told me he had to drive his roommate home and couldnt hang out anymore after the bar closed. WTF are u kidding me? Teases are so fucking annoying. If you're going to talk the talk you better give me a bj lol. And today I worked a double and made some ok money. Super tired. BBQd burgers, corn on the cob and asparagus. mmmm I feel like I havent blogged a lot lately. Im going to try and do it more!
Ratings
Sexy 3
Financial 8
Fun 4
Temp 32

Surfs Up

Today I went to Typhoon Lagoon with Lia and Zander and his GF. Love my life. We had a blast. We parked ourselves at a table right next to the bar and drank all day. We had 8 shots and 12 drinks and our tab was 7 dollars. Bartender loved us. We may have given him a 60 dollar tip. Anyways great day. Saw terminator last night loved it too. About to take a nap before my date with Cory. Will update after. XOXO
Ratings
Sexy 6
Fun 15
Financial 4
Temp 32

Love me hate me, but all of the boys and none of the girls...

So tonight I worked a double. They asked me to start early at 11 and then I had to change to my other section at 430. No break. No eating. Nothings. All I had to eat from when I woke up until 12 when I finally finished work was a bagel. I tried to eat in the middle of the shift but it was too busy and the kitchen didnt make my food so I wasnt allowed to eat. Fuck! I was dizzy by the end. I need to eat atleast every 3 hours. I cant handle 13 without food. I made ok money today. I made 230 (which is 10 less than my pm yesterday). Its looking like this job will be ok money for the summer though. Help me pay down some of my redics debt. I work an am tomorrow. Im so excited Im going to go home have a bath and BBQ. Plus go for a run. Anyways fallin asleep as I type this. Going to bed. PS heard from Cory via text again today :)

Ratings
Sexy 0
Fun 0
Finacial 8
Temp 28-21 (it was 21 at night and I had to turn on the heat in my car I was so chilly)

My feet smell a pirate's anus

Yup its true I may have the worst smelling feet in the world. I worked from 5 - 1 and they just smell awful. I made great money tonight, almost Le Cellier money (almost) I walked with 240 after tip out. Went to BDubs and had quesidillas, wings, mozza sticks, and mini corndogs with Lia. Going to get so fat if I keep this up. Plus I havent been running in a while :s. Happy Allan? I work a double tomorrow and want to kill myself. AHHH! Got another text today from Cory or Cody I cant remember his name. He never gave it to me he just wrote it down for the other server to give to me and then I lost it. Meh. Im sure on tuesday I will find it out. OOOO and today at premeal the other server said to me as I was standing next to Gabe how my new boy toy was. And Gabe was like WHAT? It made me feel good to let him know I wasn't hung up on him. I kinda felt a lil stupid having him hear I was writing about him on my blog. Owell obviously over him now haha.
Ratings
Fun 4
Sexy 0
Financial 10
Temp 28

Exciting

So I got an email from Aaron saying him and Dani are going to look at a place on Sunday. So exciting. Its really beautiful. I hope they get it! After I got home from work yesterday night I played on the computer for like an hour then slept for 5 hours then worked for 13 then went to fridays for 2 now Im f*ing exhausted and I have to work again tomorrow plus do laundry plus go for a run. Ahh. But a good thing happened at work tonight. I noticed a cute boy (surprise lol) sitting in a section near mine. He smiled at me, and I made it a point to do things at the table (like refill his water and take away plates) so i could talk to him. Anyways convo went well hes from Kentucky and has a marketing degree. Hes finishing up the college program and about to do a professional internship. So when he finished his meal I told him a wrote him a secret message in Canadian (my number) on his togo box. His friend asked if Canadian was a langauage -- i thought you guys spoke french ... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! AMERICANS ARE SOOO DUMB!!!! Long story short he texted me and were going out for dinner on Tuesday night after I go to Typhoon with Lia! So that should be a great day. Anyways falling asleep and I need to listen to Dont Stop Believin From Glee on more time before bed.

Ratings
Sexy 5
Fun 4
Finacial 7
Temp 25

Finally

Tonight was the night. I finally made enough money for this job to be worth it (kinda). I made 140 which Im pretty happy with. After work I went to Fridays and hung out with Amy and her gf of 2 years now Millie. For all you disney people she was always our server at Fridays. Anywho it was great we chatted for like and hour and a half. Then I went over to B Dubs and hung out with Amber, Rachel and Beth who are just so much fun. We had a few beers and chatted about boys and life. I also gave a boy my number. Im already kinda meh about it but we will see where it goes. Also, Gabe came into the restaurant tonight with Lia. It wasnt awkward at all and he texted me saying it was nice seeing me tonight. So all is well that ends well I guess. I have to work tomorrow and I think Im going to try and pick up a double. Ahh kill me I hate needing money :(.

Ratings
Fun 5
Sexy 3
Financial 8
Temp 26 (and still rainy)

Oh what a night! (do do do do)

Where to begin. I was at home watching idol when a friend named John (boy i met/made out with when i was drunk back when i lived here in 2007) came online on FB chat. He invited me over to watch a movie... but I already had plans to go to chillers with my friend lyndsay who is visiting from london. I told him I couldnt but he insisted I come over after chillers. Now I had my suspicions as to the nature of my visit but I went anyways. He gave me a tour. The funny thing is how weirdly connected I am to him. First off he knows Billy my short lived first boyfriend from my contract at Disney. Secondly, he knows anthony the retail gay that stood me up (who apparently is crazy). Thirdly he knows Jared the boy I was chatting with yesterday when I was watching Idol on tuesday (who stole his roommates credit card and charged it) and Finally he knows Gabe who wanted John but John wasnt into it and now him and Gabe dont speak anymore. Can we just talk about how I almost need a chart to keep all this straight. It feels like the commons all over again. Except I dont get to be rich :( Thankfully though it seems like I dodged a bullet with most of those boys. But the gays in Orlando are so damn inbred. Owell I had a great night at Chillers and had a very pleasant tour. But its 5 so I must get to bed.

Ratings
Sexy 10
Fun 10
Financial 0
Temp 24

Rain rain go away

Omg its been raining for 4 days straight now and its not supposed to stop until Saturday. God! All I want to do is sleep because its so crappy outside. I got my "marriage is so gay" tshirt in the mail today. Number 3229! Im going to wear it everywhere!!! I want to go bbq steak but obviously I cant do that so it looks like Im going to have to go to TGIFridays :(. Owell. Tonight I may go over to the fringe festival and see some shows. Or I may just stay home and watch movies. Or I could go see Terminator midnight showing. Dear Zach its called human contact try it one day. wow.

Ratings
Fun 2
Sexy 0
Financial 0
Temp 25

Straight People are Ruining the Sanctity of Sodomy

Lets be honest straight readers, your right to practice vaginal sex is not a right. There is an age old passage in the Bolly Hible by Laviticus that states that man shall lie with man not with woman. Your penchant for practicing this abomination goes against all religious teachings. Since this great country’s laws are built solely on the wants and the needs of the church and it leaders I see no other option but to aggressively disagree with your lifestyle and expect you to quietly accept my assertions. Now some of you may say that my comments are inappropriate but I am practicing my God given right of free speech and that my friends is what this country is all about. Equal rights (unless you are straight). The social implications of allowing you straight people to practice your unholy lifestyle will undoubtedly lead to children becoming... straight. Its proven science that being straight is a choice, not a biological disposition like some of the liberal elite "universities" would want you to believe. Having more straight people around will just convince our children that vaginal intercourse is ok. Seeing straight people makes you straight. Lance Bass took one look at George Bush and god help us proclaimed his love for... Reba. Is this what you want? Who would do hair? write music? choreograph? make clothing? write blogs? serve tables.. i mean act? This world runs on the foundations laid by our forefathers (Elton, and Boy George) and our foremothers (Ellen and Rosie). These foundations of glitter, snaps, and attitude, not to mention killer wardrobes cannot and will not be challenged by your "alternative" lifestyle of coupons, minivans, and god help us Budweiser. We will fight you to the bitter end where will will rejoice, sing, and prance that we have protected sodomy once and for all.

Glee

Well I have to go tell Scottie all the work was for nothing. No one is coming to watch Glee tonight. However I talked to Gabe and I think we're going to be ok. (Ben his bf probably doesnt love me too much but hey you cant please everyone lol) Im so fucking excited to watch it though OMFG! Im also going to treat myself to a pepsi! mmmm.

When it rains it pours!

So for the 3rd day in a row it has been raining non stop! Very similar to my social life as of late. As some of you may know a manager at work read my blog and told most of the people I write about what I said about them. Gur-Reat! So now I have to go and appologize to all of them about what I said about them. Like for instance Eric the manager that I said wants to bang me, when he was just being friendly (flirty) and actually has a boyfriend. (ps it didnt go well he was dissappointed which is worse than angry). Or to Gabe who I thought was on a break with his boyfriend or in limbo who actually has Ben listed as his bf on fb. (which is too bad because I really do like Gabe -- bad timing) Or to the manager who actually found the blog who I said mean things about when I actually was just mad about the way he was treating me at work. But then again he did go around telling everyone my business so I can see why I may have disliked him. BUT we chatted today and he appologised (for wrecking several of my personal relationships down here) and I think we will be better now. But as you can tell I have decided to keep my blog open I just dont want people having the addy unless you are a friend from before May 1st. Also I feel bad because Gabe and Lia were going to come over tonight to watch Idol and Glee, but I think this has all been to weird and theyre not going to come anymore, and scottie has been cleaning the house all day :(. Wow crazy how much damage one little blog can do. Glad you all are enjoying it though. I will keep updating as much as I can. Muah
Ratings
Sexy neg 10
Fun neg 10
Financial 0
Temp 21

Come Clean

Well everyone and there dog has read my blog now so Im just going to come clean. I may have said somethings I didnt want everyone to read so I have taken off 4 sentences from the previous blog posts. Everything else I think is ok for people to see. Not that I want everyone to see it but its my fault for making a blog so now I have to deal with it. Heres some confessions: Obviously I like Gabe and think he super cute. Obviously I like Eric and Guy and flirt with them because its safe because they cant do anything because they are managers. Obviously I shouldnt have made a blog available to everyone on the internet but hey Im stupid and did it. I think I should just keep blogging and just be more careful about what I talk about. Anyways I hope everyone continues to enjoy my blog xoxo love zach

Gayest Day Ever

So this morning I woke up to a text message from a gay boy (with a boyfriend kinda but we're working on that) then I watched two gay movies. Went for a gay run (its raining here so I tossed my hair around a lot -- thats what made it gay). Then made gay lunch (sausages). Started drinking gay drinks (margarittas (sp?)). And later tonight Im going to go to a gay play festival. The only thing missing from gay day was gay sex (lets be honest though Im not having any luck in that department so I wont be surprised if I dont have it today) oh and Cher was missing from my gay day too!
Upcoming Events In My Life (UEIML): tomorrow some friends from work are going to come over for a bbq (hopefully) and we're going to watch Idol and GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! wednesday Im supposed to go to Typhoon with work friends again and then wednesday night Im going to chiller with my friend lyndsay from england -- she surprised me at work last night it was soo cute.

Ratings
sexy 5
financial 5
fun 8
temp 27

2 Days Until the Best Day of My Life!

First off lets talk about that last post. Good god lol. Im such an angry drunk. But anyways ... There are 2 days left until the preview of GLEE after Idol. I cant wait I'm so excited!!! Dramedy about high school glee club, sign me up! The dance numbers and the singing look soooo fun! AHHH! I have to work again tonight :(. Im going to talk to that manager. See if I can sort things out. 430-1230 again. If I dont make 100 dollars this time Im going to kill someone. lol. Im off for a run I will update later tonight maybe. Muah

Ratings
Fun 2
Sexy2
Finacial 5
Temp 33

Dear My Life Im Drunk

So today I worked from 430 until 1230 and made 90 dollars omg kill me! Plus my manager told me I needed to run more food before I could have three tables. Fuck u i have more experience than half the managers there. (obviously that was drunk Zach saying harsh words -- I meant I have been trying very hard at work and was angry only my flaws were noticed that night) on top of that the boy i like has a "friend" named Ben god life is dumb -- but he invited me to Blizzard beach wednesday and he flirted with me all night long. So im going to flirt like its my job for the next three days. (they were bfs now theyre not omg gays are so irritating) Tonight was stupid. Luckily Brendan wanted to go to the tbar and we drank a lot of booze andn now Im drunk and my problems have all disapperared. alcohol = good time. Wow this blog makes me sound like a jaded asshole -- owell such is life sometimes.

Ratings
Fun 6
Sexy 5
Financial 6
Temp 33

Edit

Dear blog followers,
I have realised that I often am too colourful on my blog and people at work may read it, or the boys I mention on here might read it :S. It is now that I have removed any mention of my blog off facebook so that they dont read it. But on to todays update (its good)! Zoe arrived and I met her at her hotel. I suprised her and I was waiting when she go out of the van. We chatted about good old times of hitting on mardi gras parade dancers, passing out on sidewalks and all around drunken adventures we once had. We went to Trex for dinner for 2 reasons. 1) So I could show her what my life has become (ie the stupid bday song we sing that involves making claws and growling at the end) and 2) So i could shamelessly hit on a cute server boy. He came over to talk to us pretty often but one time he mentioned he was going to see Angles (Im not sure if thats the spelling of the jesus ones or the math ones) and Demons with his friend Ben. Im working with him tomorrow night so we will see where that all goes. Anyways I dropped Zoe off after dinner because she was really tired. I went on a tour (thats all im going to say if you get it, you get it). Then I went and saw angles and demons myself. Really Good!

Ratings
Sexy 10
Fun 10
Financial 5
Temp 32

The English are Coming!

Today I have loads planned. First off I need to go into work to write that test because the manager left early yesterday. Ya I really want to drive 30 mins to do a test that I could have done yesterday and then drive the 30 mins back and not even make an hourly wage. UGHH! After that though my friend Zoe from London is going to be here. She works for Virgin Atlantic and shes hear on a layover! Im so excited I haven't seen her in over 2 years. I think we're going to get boozey! We might even go back to Trex for dinner because there is a cute server working tonight I want to hit on. :P Also theres trouble a brewing for me at work. There is a new manager named Eric who likes to flirt with me. He totally cute too. However managers aren't allowed to date or even hang out with castmembers. One day we were talking about all the gays that work at trex and I said you must love it and he said back ya but I cant do anything with the cute ones and smiled at me. I was worried that he might try something, but then I was also kinda happy because now he wants me. (found out he has a great boyfriend so guess I was wrong there) thats it for today. Muah

Ratings
Sexy 8
Fun 10
Financial neg 5
Temp 34

Lizard Lizard

So today I was outside reading my menu so I can pass my verbal test at work tomorrow, when I saw...ANIMAL...WORLD....RAPE... thats right. I saw a big lizard jump on top of a little lizard pin it down and start a thrustin'. I was kinda awkward to watch but I couldnt turn away! It was like watching a train wreck. It musta lasted like 2 minutes (kinda like some people I know -- Allan) . Lol Anyways off to study more xoxo.

Crisis Averted

So my visa is fine thank god! Im so beat. I just worked 830-530. Im just lying in bed thinking I should go to bed but its 730. More boy possiblities today. The blondie is moving away and leaving a cute latin boyfriend behind, and both the retail gay and the guy from scottie and brendans party have been talking to me lately. The guy who is leading so far is Marissas friend. I have to learn my menu tonight im just so spent. I dont want to at all! I dont even want to write this. Im tired and nothing exciting happened today. OOO except I got 84 in psych! Now to end this boring blog. peace

Ratings
Fun 0
Sexy 6
Financial 0
Temp 22-36 (it rained and cooled off)

THE GAYS ARE INVADING!!!

First off I need to start this blog on a serious note. My visa my get revoked because I missed a step in registering it. I should find out sometime tomorrow if they can fix it. I would cry if it did :(. On to more fun things. Lately cute gay boys have been coming out of the woodwork! A boy named John emailed me on facebook last night at the same time I saw Nathan from spring break again at Phouse. Then when I went to work I met Justin a cute blondie and when I was finishing my shift I met Gabe a very cute boy who Marissa knows. I go from nothing to loads in 24 hours. (lets hope my visa isnt f*d so I can stay and hang with these boys) Also my friend Meranda and I went over to this wipeout summer tour challenge at Downtown Disney. Its like Most Extreme Elimation Challenge just in english lol. I had to run across a spinning log (I fell) then I had to scale a wall with 15 boxing gloves punching out as I went along it (one punched me in junk -- it hurt so bad). It will be online soon. Ill post the video in here when it is. Then I came home a had to deal with my visa crap. I also bought The Hannah Montanna movie soundtrack and listened to it all the way home. O and dani I ate Mcdonalds today and Allan Im not going for a run today :P Miss everyone xoxo

Ratings
Fun 10
Sexy 8
Financial 5
Temp 37

Live Long and Prosper

So after I got up I had lunch from the one million pounds of left overs from the party last night. Then I watched mambo italiana. Then I had two options do laundry or go have a nap (after only being awake for 2 hours). Guess which one I picked. So after I got up from my nap I ate some more leftovers and went to see STAR TREK!!!! OMG IT WAS FANTASTIC!!! GOOOOO SEE IT!!!! Chris Pine is beautiful. It was an ADHD's dream. So much excitment. AHHH! Then I drove home and had the most awkward run ever. First off a family was taking pictures in the park and I offered to take a picture of them all. The dad was cool with it but the mom thought I was going to steal the camera. Then on the way home there was a cat lying in the road (not dead) and I stopped at the house to tell them their cat is going to get hit by a car. A woman came to the door and talked to me through it because she thought I was going to rob her. Lady if I was going to rob you I wouldn't knock. Mind you I wasn't wearing a shirt and I know how all 5 pounds of me are menacing. But COME ON! Anyways I want to go to the bar and pick up someone. I have had sex in like two months and I cant handle it anymore!

Ratings
Fun 10
Financial 5
Sexy neg 2
Temp 35

He thinks my tractor's sexy!

Well after work I rushed home so I could fit in a run before our house party. I got home and was waiting for Scottie to finish in the shower. Brendan mentioned that Morton (our dog) needed a run to calm him down before the people came over. I offered. We started to run mid way through I realised that I was still holding the Moosehead I was drinkng back at the house. Oooops! A mom and a daughter saw me and laughed. I feel if the cops saw me they wouldnt have found it so humorous. The party was awesome. It was a potluck. The most amazing food got brought. Sandwhiches, sushi, past salad, strawberry salad, mango pico de gallo (sp?), wings, quesidillas, and loads more. Heath, Scottie and Brendans beautiful friend came. We chatted and flirted a lil. He invited himself to have sushi with me one day. Im going to guess this is also going nowhere lmao. Its just a hunch I have. He left early. I hung out with Amy Jo, Brendan and Scotties exroomy for most of the night. We both wanted to go out to the bar as the party was slowing down. I suggested Cowboys (which is a western line dancing bar). We went and danced the night away. I was actually quite the accomplished line dancer by the end of the night. There was also a cowboy shirtless contest. mmmmm. Whata night. Im drunk but thats ok because I dont work tomorrow!!!! WOOO!!!

Ratings
Sexy 8
Fun 10
Financial neg 1
Temp 38 (Ya 38 fucking degrees when I got to my car after work today at 4 I wanted to die!)

I Suck at Boys

So I got stood up today. God my life is pathetic. Maybe its Gods (and Allans) way of telling me to stop being interested in retail and triple threat gays lol. Todays boy said he would call me when he finished work. I texted him when I finished. Then I called him 30 mins after he finished then again like 2 hours later. Then I was on facebook and he was like O I didnt get your messages. Puh-Lease! I know all these games I invented them :P He says he'll call on Sunday, I will be holding my breath. On the plus side I got to go grocery shopping and I watched the Hulk. Med Sci, Hart House, Knox College, Conn Hall, and UC are all in it. Plus theres this huge battle scene on young street south of Gerrard. You can see Sams, Zanibar, Remingtons and the eaton center lol. It was an ok movie. My run today was also very satisfying. I did some chin ups on the monkey bars in the park and a dad saw my tatoo and gave me a dirty look like I was going to rape his children lol. I thought about it but his 8 year old could have lost a good 15 pounds :P.

Ratings
Sexy neg 15
Fun 2
Financial 2
Temp 33

God its Early

Well its 1 and I've already been to work, to the bank and had lunch. In Toronto I wouldn't even be up for another hour. Trex was ok today. We learned about Dinosaurs no joke. We had to learn what their names meant also we had to learn the personality and names of each of our 8 character dinosaurs. Like Trixie out triceratops who likes to read. Fun times. But I made friends with the HR manager. She loves me and I love her back. Allan, head gay isnt going to take me long at all at this place lol. Then i switched back into my tshirt about miss california to see what kind of responses I would get in more touristy areas. Wandered around DT Disney for a bit and had loads of readers with no real responses. Then I went to the golden corral buffet. It was also pretty mild there... until a church group holding a conference at the hotel right beside came in. I got some pretty disgusted looks lol. I made sure I puffed my chest out so all of them would see that Miss California Sucks lol. It was brilliant! No Im home, B is at work, im not sure where Scottie is and Im going to go for a run. Love you all and I will update tonight probably after my date :)
Ratings
Fun 7
Sexy 4
Financial 3
Temp 33

Loads of Excitment

So lets talk about Trex. First off we had this God Awful meeting where we read over the manual and then no jokes read a 4 page thing on how to wash our fucking hangs. I was so irritated. Then the latino kitchen guys kept asking the same questions over and over again about their training which this girl knew nothing about. She kept telling them after this were going downstairs so you can meet the kitchen manager and he will set up our training. Then they would ask is our training tomorrow. I wanted to shoot them! AHHH!! The manager leading the meeting was very nice. Finally it was all over and we were allowed to leave. Then i went and played with Marissa for a bit. We had a lovely afternoon. We went swimming in her pool. Just perfect. After I went to walmart and picked up some shoes for work and then drove home. Bredans first art show was tonight. It was really cool it was at this vegan restaurant and his art was just hanging on the walls with price tags and people can buy them but they only get them at the end of the month when his show is over. His mom and borther and sister in law and scottie and i all went. I got many many many compliments on my new shirt tonight. I had it made today. Its red and says "Miss California Sucks" on it. Everyone was like that the best t ever. I felt like a celebrity. I think Im going to wear it all this week :P. Final bit of news. Im going on a date tomorrow with a boy named Anthony. He works for disney in retail (hush allan). Well see what happens. He seems very sweet. Anywho its 1245 and I have to work at 830 so I will talk to you all later. muah

Ratings
Sexy 6
Financial 0
Fun 8
Temp 32

My treat to myself

Well today I had to get my tires checked they were fine so I didnt get charged. So instead I spent the money on a seasons pass to Seaworld -- it might have cost a little a more but I thought I deserved it. Then I went on Manta their new amazing rollercoaster. Its like you're flying. They hang you and then tilt you so you're just hanging on your chest with nothing below you and the track above you. It was so good. I also saw the dolphin show. (it makes me cry a little -- i know thats too gay but im ok with it) I start work tomorrow. Im so excited. I cant handle being bored all day long anymore. Also I hear there are loads of hot boys that work there. Thank god. Im in such a drought right now. O by the way I heard that salmon tightens up your face (its working on my wrinkles lol)... too bad it doesnt work for your loose ass allan. And on that note, ill talk to you guys later. love y'all

Ratings:
Fun-8
Financial- 0
Sexy - 0
Temp 33

PS Bredans mom comes today for a week I cant wait to meet her!!!!

New Goal

I just was watching a show where someone said his greatest accomplishment in life was sleeping with a girl who came 2nd in a reality tv competition. New Life Goal: sleep with a reality tv show star hopefully not any of the following Richard Hatch, Dj or Tj or whoever from Real World Brooklyn, or Joan Rivers. Im really hoping for Brodie Jenner. Also today I had some sushi as a Canadian celebrating a mexican holiday in America. Its like touring EPCOT with less sex.
Ratings:
Fun - 8
Sexy- 5 (lots of hot straight boys out and about but again straight)
Financical - 2 (running out of money)
Temp - 29

No Ma'am

Well what can I say. Well Bredan through up on my car... why does that happen soo much in orlando? There was a cousin of one of the canadian girls there he was like an abercrombie model and he was telling hockey stories about grabbing the other guys balls as a dare OK! lol. FAG... he was soo hot I got him to take off his shirt omg lol. I met two girls I loved Laura and Chantel! Pierre-Luc and I are friends again after that awkward night a chillers in Feb :S. Thats really it from No Ma'am. Alex and Johnny Storm were hot as always. Theres like 3 gays in Canada right now -- Pierre, Kyle, and newly outed Tyler (crazy drama it was so fauxpaux to talk about it -- so of course I brought it up as much as possible -- once infront of his exgirlfriend AWKWARD!!!) lol love my life!

quickie

quick update... today i ran and didnt finish cleaning my room. I did really nothing all day long lol. I bbqd pork chops it was awesome. I made bbq chicken for lunch too! B and I are going to No Ma'am now!!! woop woop! I love Disney boys :P. ill keep you posted xxox

Ratings:
Sexy - 2
Financial-4
Fun - 6
Temp -32

Dear Tower of Terror you suck!

Today I got stuck in the drop shaft of tower of terror for half hour. The first 5 minutes were in complete darkness :S. Eventually a man shouted behind us that they were going to drop us a little bit so they could back the car back into the twilight room between the two elevator shafts. As he dropped us down we hear oh thats too far I dont know what to do now. AWESOME! So they had to lower us the whole way down to the basement. On the plus side of almost dying we were given another ride and fastpasses for RocknRollercoaster. I met a really nice family that was riding with me from Seattle. Their little girls (both 4 years old) were obviously terrified. We got to talking while we were waiting about Le Cellier and after I called and talked this nice manager Linda into letting them have a reservation tomorrow. Im such a charmer :P lol. While I was at the Studios I also checked out HSM3, beauty and the beast, great movie ride, and block party bash. All in all a fun day at Disney. I have bad news. On the way home from Disney I gave in and had McDonalds. It was so amazing. 5 days is just too long without it. It was exactly what I wanted it to be. When I got home Scottie was making his famous zucchini(sp?) lasagne(sp?lol) I cant wait to eat it mmmmmm. Well Im off for a run miss you all! xoxox

Todays financial rating: 8 (the big mac meal is 3.99 bc of the recession)
Todays sexy rating: 2 (the only gay boys I saw all day were ugly and in HSM3)
Todays fun rating: 9
Todays temp: 29

Day 3

Well golf yesterday was fun. I golfed with this couple from Disney who worked on the boats at Magic Kingdom. They were sooo vulgar lol they talked about sex the whole game. I played well the first holes but the last 2 were terrible. Then I picked up Brendan from work and we came home. OOOO I also bbqd steaks for me and scottie and then saved one for brendan. They were amazing. It feels so good to bbq -- stupid Toronto and your dumb laws! Im also 5 days Mcdonalds free. I think if i dont eat Mcdonalds my overall fast food consumption will go down drastically. Iv also not put salt on anything Iv cooked or bought since I moved here. (Im trying not to have a heart attack at 28 lol) Today Marissa and I went to the beach and it was amazing. I was salivating over all the beefcake unfortunately Marissa often had to remind me of my age compared to theres -- Hes 16 Zach god!... i feel he was atleast 18. We had a really nice time. It was awesome seeing Marissa. We ate at KFC (remember I drove through his hometown so were basically family) They have this weird grilled chicken breast and wing dinner here. Its dry and awful and probably the same amount of calories lol. They also dont have fries at American KFC they have wedges and mashed potatoes and rice and beans -- I had the rice and mashed lol. Then I came home and BBQ some St Louis burgers and asparagus (sp?) and it made me think of Allan he loves the cock.... i mean asparagus(sp? again). Anywho off to bed or the bar Im really undecided. I going to try and see if I can find a boy tonight I dont think Texas is all that interested lol. Ill keep you updated xoxox

Todays sexy rating: 8
Todays fun rating: 10
Todays financial rating: 5
Todays Temp 30

Long 6 Days

So as everyone knows I got a job (pronounced yob) at Trex. I dont start there until Thursday at 10 am. So really what Im saying is I have nothing to do until thursday. Six long days lol. I think Im going to go golf at 3. I should probably get my lazy ass dressed. Last night Brendan and I went to revolution which is the old dirty southern nights -- it is way better as revolution! I met a cute boy who just moved down here from Texas -- his names Matt. Hes an actor (allan hush). Anyways Im sure we'll hang out sometime this week. Ill keep you guys updated. Im also going to hit the beach tomorrow with Marissa :)!!! Anyways until tomorrow. MUAH!

Todays sexy rating: 7
Todays fun rating: 7
Todays financial rating: 2
Todays temp: 26