Celebrate Now

So fabulous day. Jadrian and I went golfing with mom and dad -- then we went for lunch. There was a leak in our two bedroom condo so they upgraded us to a three bedroom condo for free o and somehow they compted us 4 extra nights so im just going to hang out in beautiful orlando longer. Plus when we went to Jiko tonight I saw Megan my old manager at Le Cellier. But the best part of the night was when we were eating our aps who would sit in the table next to us? Corbin Bleu. You know the black kid on high school musical. Mallory and Janelle got a pic with him. It was a cool.

Im a bad blogger

So Iv been living in a hot tranny mess spiral lately and havent been able to blog a lot. So I have loads to say. First off mom and dad are here. For the week. Im moving home sometime next week. Jadrain and I are getting so close. God I forgot how funny she was. She told me about a story when she met a person with deformed hands and she was all "I just dont do well with deformities, midgets and minorities." She said in a crowd of people I laughed so hard. Speaking of which these kids today were just running a muck and I said god i hope they get abducted and their mom calls out jason tyler come here from right behind me (awkward) Mallory spilled an entire glass of blue lemonade on me today at dinner (fine dinning shes a classy lady) I cudda killed her. Ps all this happened today while Jenelle, Mallory and I were at Seaworld. We saw the fireworks which are new and may be my new favourites. At the end of the day I got a text message from Jadrain that said "I just had some guy call here and ask me if my gay canadian friend would want to come out and play tonight... um no idea who he was" So Ive been drunk in the commons once or twice but I cant remember even meeting one gay boy. (Jadrain and I went to walmart and bought five bottles of wine for 2.97 each -- god i love american booze prices) Now im home and I think I have caught everyone up on things more updates to come. muah!

3 dollar wine

So lets talk about how cheap american booze is. Jadrian and I bought 5 bottles of wine for 15 dollars. No jokes.Were classy bitches.She tried to tell the walmart lady we were meeting people later (really the ho in the blue vest isnt judgin anyone) Plus Brendan has been tellin people he doesnt want me to move out but Scottie kicked me out. Really im pretty sure you were the one who suggested we part ways. Stop trying to put a bandaid on this. Own your shitty decision to kick me (ps I had some comment here but I deleted them because of calm zach) So anyways jadrian and I also got on tower of terror after it closed by ourselves! Woot woot. 2 bottles down 3 to go. hells yes beotch. Ps the boiled garbage smells bad (jadrian has black roommates) can i put my feet on your bed (candice has smelly feet)

Battle of the Zachs

Well... hmmm... where to begin... First off Im moving back to Canada as of 2 weeks from now (Im sure you can guess the talk with brendan and scottie went well). To put too fine a point on the argument we have differing opinions on "roommate" and I can get the fuck out. Ok then lol. No harm no foul though. Its better this way. We would have just kept getting on each others nerves the whole rest of the summer. Now comes for the awkward part. I still have to live here for atleast another day or two until I can find somewhere to crash or wait until my parents come on saturday. For those of you who know me Im not one for not expressing my opinions on things. Thats angry Zach. He comes out and shows his ugly face all the time in arguments. Where he just rips people apart. Then theres calm Zach who tries to stop angry Zach from being a douche. OMG angry Zach almost came out tonight. I was looking through my facebook friends and noticed that a certain someone is no longer friends with me -- really this isnt grade 10 msn. Also Brendan is still one of my good friends and even though I may not like his fiance right now I still want to be friends with him for B's sake. As you can see during all this Angry Zach wanted to come out and say things but calm Zach kept him in and just confronted Scottie about it. Aparently we're done. To quote Allan ... cool...
Ratings
Sexy 0
Fun neg 100
Finacial 10 (I saved rent for next month -- but a good spin on everything)
Temp (?)

My head hurts

My head is still bruised from running into that tent while drunk at pride :(

Wonderland

Wheres the devil? Wheres the glass? Good times this weekend. Were just about to go out and complete our 3rd night of pride weekend. Its been great just out enjoying toronto. We saw Corey and Gio the last 2 nights. We also discovered a whole nother room at Buddies. It just makes me miss Toronto and want to get home so badly. 2 more months!!! I want to get back to my life. Wonderland today was fun fun fun. We saw a little girl (maybe 5) showing off her boobs to her mom. We saw the worst theme park show ever with the most homosexual boys ever (more so than lion king) We had some BP afterwards mmmmmm. Now my candian food tour is complete. Boston Pizza, Mcdonalds, Swiss Chalet, and Sushi.
Ratings
Sexy 10
Fun 10
Finacial 10
Temp 20 (so cold lol)

Uh Oh

Im always getting myself in trouble with this thing. I didnt get a chance to finish my convo with Scottie and Brendan before they read that post from 2 days ago. Owell. We'll talk about it when I get home. Keep you posted! Pride has been so fun so far. We went out both nights so far. I made out with boy from Waterloo who actually works on projects with a girl I went through all of school with. small world. Im too drunk to think of anyuthing else. Will post later.

Waiting

So Im about to get picked up by Aaron and Dani and head off to Toronto. These past 2 days have been really fun! We had lunch at rainforest yesterday and the manager pretty much said theyd hired me in september. Then we went home and had dinner. I went over and saw Aaron. Then I got up at 730 and went golfing with my dad. We got through 4 holes and we were both playing so badly we gave up and had breakfast. Then i did my taxes and went and saw the proposal. So funny. My parents gave Mallory money to give to me for the weekend. When I got there she paid for my ticket and then bought me a pop and that was it she never mentioned the 50 bux they gave her to give to me. That little gutter snipe. I also had to drive my grandpas truck around woodstock today because mom car had no gas. I was trying to fake str8. It didnt really work because I was wearing a yellow v neck and red sunglasses. owell. Now were going to head to toronto, drink a whole lot of beer and vodka and go out and mess around in the village! Happy Pride everyone!
Ratings
Fun 10
Sexy 2
Financial 10
Temp a cool 25

Throw-In

I was going to pick up a PM shift yesterday but I was tired and took my name off the list. Then I called Jadrian and met up with her and Candice. We went to Magic Kingdom and I talked them into the parks because they dont get their IDs until saturday. Then we went to Trex and had some dinner and then they got thrown in. I have never seen a more disorganized throw in in my life. It was awful. Everyone was talking and being stupid. OOO theres a new girl whos training to be a nun after this (wrong place to go hunny Disney is a cesspool) she was telling her story of why she wants to work at disney at the meet and greet and it was soo awkward funny. I was doing that thing where I was trying not to laugh and my lip was quivering and Jadrian looked over and I lost it and started laughing then she lost it and it was a bad scene lmao. Tyler came over to the throw in and then we went home. This morning he drove me to the aiport and now Im just waiting to board my plane to CANADA!!!!
Ratings
Sexy 6
Fun 10
Financial 0
Temp the radio said it was 77 (25) at 6 this morning

6 Dollars of delicious!

I lost money at work today :(. I didnt make enough money for the tips I was getting. I must have lost a 20 or a 50 somewhere along the way. Which is too bad. I still made 195 on my double but it should have been atleast 210. After work I went over to Tylers and we cuddled and watched TV and I met his roommates. Then I went to Wendys and ate the shit out of their dollar menu. Brendan Scottie and my talk went ok today. However they dont want me bringing random boys home which I feel is unfair. Not that Im probably going to anymore (or that I did before) but if Im paying rent its as much my house as it is theres. I shouldnt have to ask permission to do things in my house. Im going to finish the talk with them tomorrow. They said its just that they are in different places in their lives a) you both had much darker pasts than I do b) Im also at a different place in my life but I can accept that they go to bed early and wake up early and knit and so on -- you know what I mean. They knew what they were getting into when they asked me to move down. Im 21. I dont make them go out and drink a lot and stay up late so they shouldnt make me be a locked up fun starved virgin. (I use the term virgin loosely about as loosely as Allans ... )
Ratings
Fun 7
Sexy 7
Financial 5
Temp 41 (it got down to 25 and I had to turn on the heat im so fucked when I come home sunday)

Ironic

I was just reading a blog about a gay kiss on a UK soap opera between a gay character and a muslim man dealing with his sexuality. Muslim leaders were up in arms and released this statement :
"There's a lack of understanding of Muslims already and I think EastEnders really lost an opportunity to present a normal friendly Muslim character to the British public,” Asghar Bokhari of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee --
Then a blogger had this comment :
Ironically, a gay Muslim is probably easier for many to relate to than a more "traditional" one. Dealing with sexuality is a common social thread and can help diminish stereotypes of Muslim men as being nothing more than women-oppressing chauvinists.
Ironic no?

MMVAs

Holy f bomb that was a good show. I just watched it (its 430 and I work at 1130 owell). I love me some lady gaga who wanted to thank god and the gays. You dont often hear those 2 in the same sentence unless its god hates gays or the gays god is cher or something along those lines. I made fabulous money tonight at work and got to see tyler afterwards. Tomorrow Scottie Brendan and I are having our chat about house rules :S I hope it goes well but I feel we all have things we need to talk about as adults. (Allan I will try and keep the explosions to a minimum -- ps I totally know what you were talking about with the eggshells (sorry)) Anyways nighty night
Ratings
Fun 6
Sexy 7
Financial 10
Temp 30 was the coolest im melting

Countdown

So only 1 Pm and two doubles until Toronto. Im sooooo stoked. On my double today I had a man ask me if I had any children (no) then he asked me if I was married (no) then he asked me if I had a girlfriend (no) -- really sir have you heard my voice or seen my face? God people are so rude no I do not like vagina and I find that insulting. I had a fight with the managers today I yelled at them and they said they were sorry. It was about switching shifts and they were trying to make me feel guilty that I didnt want to pick up crappy stations tonight (which I did anyways) they were saying I wasnt beeing a team player -- uh fuck you I work more shifts than any other server plus it was going to be my third double in a row and I want a good section if Im going to wear myself out like that--dear managers eat me. I got out of work early today for a change. I got home by 12. BBQd 2 steaks and a zuchinni and corn on the cobb. Omg first real food I have had in 4 days. Before that today all I had eaten was the bottom part of a special K red berries bag (ps red berries dont taste good unless the milk makes them juicy again) and 2 pop tarts when my first round of dinner tables were eating.
Ratings
Fun 0
Sexy 0
Fincial 8
Temp 30 (at 1145 at night -- god knows what it was during the day)

Insert Title Here

Todays am portion of the double was a waste of time I made 50 bucks. The PM portion was much more lucrative. I made 245 at night. Great day. While I was upstairs doing my sidework of putting together 150 bone cups (which takes a good hour) Tyler called. He was like Im at downtown disney when are you done? He just stopped by after work to say hi. sigh. so cute. He waited and after work I took him and a friend out for food. Hes such a sweetheart. Hes going to drive me to the airport thursday morning too. Life is good.
Ratings
Fun 0
Sexy 5
Financial 10
Temp 33 at 11 when I started work

So much has happened in the land of Oz

Pool hoping was amazing. Marissa and I went to The Poly, the Grand Floridian, The Wilderness Lodge, and Saratoga Springs. I got a lil burn but just on my shoulders. I was putting sun screen on about as often Cher retires. Then I saw the Hangover (so fucking funny -- theres a tiger in the bathroom!) with Brenda, Gabe, Christa and a busser whos name I dont know. Then Gabe and I met up with Lil (theatre lover who I love so much) and Jay (who turns out to be the roommate of that boy I dated on my contract at EPCOT that I saw in the parade on gay days) and Kaila (Christas roommate) at Pulse. Fun times. Lil had some other friends there with her. One was of particular interest. His name was Tyler. After Dennys he came back to my place and we were making out and he was like do you want to just go to sleep (cue heart melting) and so we snuggled the whole night (there may or may not have been some other things happening but I will NIPSY RUSSLE leave that to your imagination.) Sad news was that during the night my right testicle got swollen and painful (not from anything sexual -- it did it the other day at work) I went to the hospital and spent 9 hours (I watched an ugly betty, grey anatomy, private practice, King of the Hill half of Iron Man and all of high school musical 3 while I was waiting) to here that I have a vein and some fluid that moved downward and its not serious or life threatening. It was also great to have 5 different people play with my cock and balls. The best was the ultrasound lady who gelled them. I asked her if I could take the picture home with me and if it was a boy or a girl (it was a girl -- gays have longer gestation periods) --- That was all yesterday.... oh oh while I was at the hospital I was texting Tyler and I said I was bored and hadnt talked to a person in 3 hours and he was like do u want me to come visit (too cute right)... so on to today. I worked a double great money. 80 at lunch 180 at dinner. Fab! Then as I was heading to my car tyler called me and said he was at walmart and wanted me to come say hi. We hung out for like an hour and then I went home -- but he kissed me goodbye in the parking lot. Hes just so cute. I hope this goes somewhere... but with my track record im sure there will be some bumps lol.

Ratings
Sexy 10
Fun 10
Financial 10
Temp (no idea)

Radom Day

I thank god got out of my oncall shift today. Gabe had been texting me about going out tomorrow so I asked him if he wanted to go to the Studios. We had a really good time. We got a star wars picture taken of us with me as padme and him as that blue girl. The whole store was full because it was pouring outside and everyone laughed (a lil with us and a lil at us lol) Then we went back to his place and watched a movie. His BF Ben called while we were at the studios and at his house and both times he said he was with Krista. Then we had to go pick up his stuff from his ex roommate. I was wearing his shirt because mine was soaked and his shorts and he was wearing a muscle shirt and sweats. It looked like we totally had just fucked (which we hadnt) She looks in the window and says oooohhh you must be Zach. I was like ahh fuck now shes going to tell the bf. She did Im sure because literally 10 minutes later the bf called to "say goodnight" he lied again- said he was with Krista. I was like god this is going to end badly for all parties. Even though it was totally innocent. Gabe made it seem sketchy. Then I went to the gym and there were three super hot gay boys who all looked straight but talked and walked gay. I was going to hit on them but they were scary in their little pack, well I suppose they were more of a gaggle then a pack. Maybe a nipsy-russle. Anywho now Im home and going to go pool hopping at Disney tomorrow with Marissa.
Ratings
Fun 9 (10 without rain)
Sexy 5
Financial 8 (only spent 10 dollars)
Temp 39 (before rain) 30 after

Parks Parks Parks

Yesterday Amber and I went to Universal. I talked us onto everyride with no wait! I didnt know I could do it at Universal too lol. Then we bumped into a kitchen guy from work and all of us went to Seaworld. We saw Shamu Rocks which basically is a whale splashing to lets get loud. (Stupid) and went on Manta a couple times. The fireworks started while we were on Manta and as we went through a barrel roll the sky exploded it was so cool. Today I was supposed to work I was AM on call. I called in and begged not to have to work and Max let me stay home. Now Gabe and I are going to go to the studios and see Fantasmic! Life is good. Also tomorrow apparently everyone from Trex is going to pulse! WOOT WOOT!

Pick Up

This evening I went into work because I had enough hours left over to pick up a shift. How I do it is I dont clock in until I get my first table and then I clock out as soon as my last table pays so I can maximize my working hours when I have tables instead of getting paid 4 dollars an hour to do sidework or wait for tables. Anyways great night made 210 just on a pm. I went to buffalo wild wings after work with the rest of the trex crew. Amber and I are going to go to universal tomorrow. Also quick side note jorge (george) was there and he texted me that he wanted to ... again and I said sure why not. I feel like that wasn't as enthusiastic (sp?) as he wanted it to be lol. owell. I talked to Dani last night on skype. We have decided that we are going to get jobs at Rainforest Cafe at Yorkdale Mall. When I come home (in 9 days) we're going to go have an interview after her exam.
Ratings
Sexy 6
Fun 5
Financial 10
Temp 38

One thing after another

So tonight at work everything that could goo wrong did. I got 3 zero dollar tips (I hate UKs) I walked into our fake rocks and cut my leg while carrying a full tray of drinks to a table where they made me stand there for 10 minutes while they decided what they wanted to order while blood was running down my leg-- you know there was no way I was telling them that im stupid and walked into our scenery. Then a server spilled an entire tray of Coke on me and I was wet and sticky for the rest of the night. I know some of you like being wet and sticky (cough Aaron) but I dont. On the plus side I found out that taco bell has 89 cent burritos and I had three of them, then went to the gym still eating one. Counterproductive a little?
Ratings
Sexy 0
Fun 0
Financial 7
Temp (no idea)

Best Day Ev-ah!

So I got up had some special K red berries did laundry and then went to SeaWorld with Lia. We went on Manta and saw the dolphin show, and got a pic with the hot gay guy who stars in the show (to be added to FB soon) and went on Kraken. Then we went over to Magic Kingdom and met up with Gabe. Now as some of you may know I have my ways of getting what I want at the parks but fuck I was on tonight. I got us onto every ride no line. I got us free icecream and I got us past the 20 minute monorail line up and we went up the exit. Shut up right? It was awesome. Then Gabe and I went over to Saratoga Springs for a swim. It was a super fabulous day. Afterwards I went to my new gym. My legs are killing me btw. Im not sure if I will be able to walk tomorrow. PS I tried uploading my pics including the Spring Break ones to FB but my uploader isnt working so I will do it tomorrow night.
Ratings
Fun 100
Sexy 3
Financial 5
Temp 36 (i was a htm all day long)

ps he texted me back

The Gym

So yesterday night after work I joined the gym I drive past on the way home from work. I think its a good decision. Go work off some energy after work so I can get right to sleep. I got up today at 230 BBQ'd and got a new america phone. Then I watched the tonys which was fabulous! Then I went for a run and went to my new gym. Can we talk about hot boys! Jesus. Gay and straight everywhere. There was this hot Italian who had the biggest ... I have ever seen. His lil Euro shorts couldnt handle it. There were also two cute gay boys working out. I was looking at one a lot. As I was walking out he cought my eye. When I was driving around the building to leave I decided I should go give him my number. When I got back into the parking lot I was litterally a 12 year old girl trying to talk myself into giving it to him. Go do it. No I dont want to. Do it. He'll think Im stupid. DO IT! So I did. He was nice but I dont think he was interested :(. Owell. Anyways I think Im going to watch a movie and go to sleep. Then maybe go to the waterpark tomorrow or seaworld or universal or Disney. IDK but Im doing something fun!
Ratings
Fun solid 7
Financial 10 (my new phone was only 30 bucks)
Sexy 8
Temp 33

Americans are the most moronic people on the planet... saaarry

Soo heres the short list of things about Americans I hate: 1. They chug sweet and unsweet tea -- god slow the fuck down there still going to be tea there in 5 minutes. 2. They never say excuse me. 3. They are lazy and rude and interupt people while they are talking 4. They dont say O's like in sorry they say saarry. Or tomorrow tamarrow. WTF. and they make fun of me for it... really? im pretty sure both those words are spelled with o's not a's. 6. They think America is the best country in the world and that everyone loves americans hahahaha hardly. Thats my little vent for today. My traditions at Disney was awful and then my PM i only made 92 dollars waste of time. I dont work the next two days. Im going to stay home cook do laundry and watch the tonys and I might use my id to go see some fireworks.
Ratings
Fun 0
Financial 5
Sexy 0
Temp so hot and we had to do a 1 hour long outdoor tour of downtown disney

I miss Canada food!

So today I worked a double. I was getting soooo annoyed with children and people walking around the restaurant slowly taking pictures. Ugh! Im getting to the point where Im annoyed and being like excuse me in the bitchiest tone ever. Owell I dont work for Disney lol. I was in a last cut station tonight. With 30 mins of seating left and no tables in my section they gave me a table and then they gave me the last table with 2 mintues left. Fuck u. I was here all day and the other servers could have taken it. I was so pissed at the hostesses. All the kids in my section seemed to be ordering pizzas today and their parents were ordering rostisserrie (sp?) chicken. It made me want Boston Pizza and Swiss Chalet soo badly. Then I thought about Harveys and Timmies and Canada Mcdonalds and Toronto Sushi. mmmm. A good thing about today was that one of my friends Lyndsay was telling me her hot friend has a crush on me and I think we all are going to go to Typhoon Lagoon on Wednesday.
Ratings
Financial 10
Fun 4
Sexy 2.7
Temp (I dont really know I was inside all day and cant remember what it was like before I went into work)

Ps still no word on my phone :(

Absolutely Not!

Gays days is just the most fun weekend ever! Parties and djs and dancing and boys. So friday I worked and made 37 dollars but w.e I wanted to be out of there early anyways. I went to the gays days expo and finally got my HIV test because thursday the queens putting up the tent drove a stake through the powerlines and put the hotel out of power for 6 hours lmfao. Anyways test came back neg (obviously) then I went to have dinner at Hardrock with my new fabulous hair stylist Gary and his friends. It was so fun. Then we went and saw Wanda Sykes. I cant even tell you how funny she was. She did this whole bit about her first --and last-- wax. I felt her pain on that one. She said it was like watching her asshole running across the plains in africa and getting ripped to shit by lion teeth. lol. Then I went back to the hotel and went in the pool with my new gay days friends. It was a blast. I made out in the pool all night. Wanda says that going in a pool at a gay party event is like having a big bowl of dick soup. (its sad and true) Then I dragged my sorry ass home. Jorge walked me down again and we made out in the car -- but i tried to lie down in the back seat and was like this is sketchy and got out. Really you can make out in a pool infront of 1000 people but you cant make out in my car. W.E. .....................
This morning was the main event. Magic Kingdom day. All the boys and girls wear red and go to MK and then everyone watches the parade on main street and its literally a sea red. I got signed in by Brendans lesbo friend who works in the dishpit at his work. We had to wait at the exit a lil while the sorted signing me in. It was so funny to watch all the conservative familes draggin their kids out of the park. "dont look at them you can catch gay" --- I waved by to everyone of them that left. In all honesty there were only one or two families but shit they were PISSED! The park was awesome we went on splash, and mikeys philharmagic, and pirates and then had lunch. At this point my new gay days friends arrived and I went and hung out with them for a bit. We went on splash again and then ate again lol. Then parade time. SIDEBAR: when I lived in Orlando in 2007 the first boy I dated was named Robin and in the high school musical show he moved away to travel with a disney kids show. Who should I see as the closing sequence dancer? Robin. He looked good too. He got all toned and tanned. After the parade we went on Haunted Mansion. This is where the problems started. My phone fell out of my pocket and I left it on the ride. By the time I realised my car had already gone around. The boys went back to their hotel while I was trying to find my phone. Of course I didnt find it and then I had no way of contacting Brendan (who I was supposed to pick up from EPCOT) or the boys. I went to their hotel and just knocked on their door hoping they werent at the pool party. Luckily they were home and I called Brendan and set up a time to pick him up. I had a nap with Jorge. It was nice to lie in a boys arms. Then I picked up Brendan and drove home and took another nap. Brendan was supposed to come to PHouse with me but Scottie called and he ditched me :( ... Owell the boys were there. First thing Jorge says to me we need to talk. Really? (roll eyes) But what he said I wasnt expecting. He was all are u a top or bottom? I like top obvi lol. Then he made out with me and said good. Romantic no? He was a lil drunk and spent the night recounting his previous gay days "adventures" at one point I told his friend that he was exuding sexuality and that I wanted him soo badly :P (He even mentioned a sling -- barf) Thank god the debra cox concert was starting! Omg it was amazing. She was so fierce. It was just a really good party. Everyone was dancing and having a good time. When she finished the boys mentioned that they were heading back to the hotel and invited me. I declined as I work a double tomorrow. I asked Jorge if he was coming back to my place. He told me he couldnt. WHAT! WHY? I have to drive my friend to the airport in the morning (which I know is a lie he leaves at 430 pm) He was like you dont think Im a tease do you? I was like you're a mad tease. But Im not mad -- you dont want to have sex u dont want to have sex. Then he tried to kiss me and was all hells no! Absolutley not (in the words of miss debra) if you want to be friends we're friends I dont make out with my friends. He was all but I really do like you. Really? How did you see this 4 day relationship working out you moron. Anyways I really loved spending time with them all they were great. I feel kinda played but he told me hes on a "growth program" (I almost laughed when he said that) and trying to change himself which to be honest I totally respect. But really at gay days the only growth program you should be on is in your pants.
Ratings
Fun 12
Financial 0
Sexy 2.5
Temp 24

Pool Party

So lets just talk about the craziness that is Gay Days. First off an entire hotel devoted to hot men. Second another hotel devoted to the same and two more devoted to the lesbians. Throw in a pool a dj and 4 pool bars and you've got one hell of a night. The night started with me walking around by myself until I found Todd. A friend of a girl who works with me (actually hes her husband but just for a green card lol). Anyways he was with these guys he met from LA who invited us back to their hotel for some free booze (we already had bought an 18 pack of Coors for 17 dollars but we went just to be on the safe side). Then we came back to the pool party and got even more intoxicated. I was hitting on a boy from NY but he was too into himself and I can only put so much effort into it. So I went into the pool filled with very small shorts and loads of muscles. While I was in there I bumped into a very sexy man who was playing with balls (beach balls) We chatted and I hit on him a lot lol. His name is Jorge (pronounced horhey :P) -- but he doesnt look latino at all. Hes from PN and works in a bank yummy. Built like a train too. He also had some interesting friends as well. Long story short we made out in the parking lot and Im seeing him tomorrow. On the way home I needed Mcdonalds and as I left the drive through the lady said have a good morning. Bitch its gays days I havent even had my night yet.
Ratings
Fun 10
Sexy 10
Financial 0
Temp 24

Gay Days!!!

Well I just got my hair cut. I look so cute. Lil gay boy cut. Im off to go to the gay days expo where they have free HIV tests! Then a pool party with loads of hot boys and a super awesome dj. I was supposed to go to Animal Kingdom today with Gabe but I hadd to get my hair cut and it was the only aptmnt he had available. He was really nice too. He invited me to go to dinner with him and friends tomorrow before we go see Wanda. Also the boy who washed my hair and gave me a neck massage was the hottest fucking guy ever. OMG. Im going to find out if hes single tomorrow!
Ratings
Fun 10
Financial 0
Sexy 8
Temp 26-33

Stop, Now Let Me See Your Booty Drop

So ce soir I went to two gay bars. First to Pulse with Nathan (he says hi to Aaron and Dani and misses them -- he however does not say hi to Shannon who is a dumb whore) it was mad fun. There are loads of hot guys in Orlando already! Woot Woot! Second I went to Rev and met up with Brendan and Scottie. At pulse I heard that keisha coles song as per the title above and instantly thought of Aarons ghetto ass. Pulse has so much ghetto music. I loves it. Plus there was a drag queen that could make the fat on her legs clap together (barf!) Getting my hair cut tomorrow! Night y'all!
Ratings
Sexy 7
Fun 8
Financial 0
Temp 26

Seaworld

So today I planned on going in to work in the morning and picking up a shift, however, when I was going to bed I changed my mind and decided to pick up a PM shift instead. When my alarm went off at 12 I was like I will just get up when I get up and then see if there is enough time to go to work. Needless to say I never went to work. I did go to Seaworld though! I went on Manta twice once from the front and once from the back. Saw the Shamu show which is so stupid. Saw the dolphin show which I adore. Saw the Sealion show which is soo cute. Had dinner. I planned on staying for the fireworks but with an hour left I was over it and went home lol. I still havent seen a fireworks show since Ive been here. WTF? Speaking of WTF I love Keith Olbermans (sp?) WTF segment. I think Im going to go to pulse tonight with Nathan. Gay days is sooo soon. Gabe and I are going to animal kingdom tomorrow and then maybe to the pre-party at HOB. Plus im getting the mop on my head tammed. (this update was all over the place)

Ratings
Sexy 2
Fun 9
Financial 0
Temp 33

Craptastic Double

So today I worked for 11 hours and made 177 dollars. Kill me! However I did have a rather fun evening. First off Gabe was workin which was nice I havent seen him in ages. We chatted about everything and I really like him as a close friend now. Plus Jorge was at work today. Its always fun to flirt. We were sitting in the break room after shift and he said to this other girl that he remebered when he saw her ass and I went wow Jorge you've seen a lot of the ass in this room (we were the only 3 people in the room) she was like WHAAA? and he went quiet lol. So funny. Plus I dont think he wants to date anymore which is good. Like hes great but I dont think I have time for anything serious slash I dont really want anything serious. Also Jay was working today which was nice. He used to play Ron Stoppable from Kim Possible at Disney but now hes a server at trex. I love him hes so sweet. Also Roman the hot Russian gay was there today too. God Trex is such a homotastic establishment. Plus I booked my Wanda Sykes tickets yesterday, organized my plans for Gay Days. All is well. The gay boys are beginning to flood into the city. Theyre everywhere already. Going to be a good couple of days :)

Ratings
Fun 6
Sexy 4
Financial 2
Temp 27

The Orlando Trifecta

So yesterday at work was garbage! I worked from 11-530 and made 75 dollars. Why? Because I was in a two table section that had only 2 six tops and the hosts never even once sat me with a table of six. It was ok though because it was really slow too. I didnt have a table for like 45 mins so I went upstairs and ate and then told the managers I was going to have a smoke and I went and sat outside for 20 mins and talked with everyone. After work I went and saw UP with Amber and Beth. Sooo cute. Then we went to HOB (House of Blues) for SIN (service industry night). Good times. Whenever a hot boy would walk by I would grab his ass and pretend it was Beth. Jorge met up with us. You know the hot latin guy that works with me. Anyways as we were all leaving I saw an Aladdin I used to hit on at HOB (even though hes straight) anyways I introduced him to Amber. They exchanged numbers. I think shes going rub his magic lamp or he might ride her magic carpet either way theyre going to show each other a whole new world. Then Jorge and I went home ......... So now I have completed the Orlando Trifecta (A hot Latin, and cute UK, and a beachy American)

Ratings
Fun 10
Sexy 10
Financial 8
Temp 32

Sleepy

Well I officially booked my flight into toronto for pride yesterday so excited! Going to see the family and Dani and Aaron. Just got home from work talked to Dani for a bit on skype now exhausted. I have to work in the morning, but then Im off until tuesday (when I work a double -- ahh!) A crazy bitch at work today who always is telling everyone what to do and how to do their jobs and blah blah blah had a pretend heart attack (it was just that her shoulder seized and she freaked out) where she was screaming and convulsing in the drink cave. They called an ambulance they calmed her down and then let her go home. But she was too shaken up to go home so she stayed in the break room for 3 hours going to smoke every 15 mins. WTF!

Ratings
Financial 10
Fun 0
Sexy 0
Temp 31

Boom Boom Pow

Not going to lie its 2:45 am and I just heard gun shots outside. Are you kidding me? The ghetto folks had to get all drunk on a friday night and bust some caps in some asses. Jesus! I promise tomorrow on the news itll say something about a shooting. In other news I picked up tonight and got to work a 2 table section! A 6 and a 10. It was so fucking easy. Every table was grat'd. I sold 1200 and made 170 after tipout of 65. I worked from 4-1 though :(. Also a host boy made his play for me tonight. His name is jorge (george is how he pronounces it) Hes from PR. Hes very cute. Im thinking were going to hit it and quit it though lol. Latinos are too much drama and they talk too much lol. But we will see I shouldnt jump the gun. I have to work a double tomorrow. Not excited!

Ratings
Sexy 7
Fun 3
Financial 10
Temp 32

Double your fun

So yesterday I went to pulse after I went to Hamburger Marys to see a Dame Edna drag show. Super fun! There was this boy at pulse who after he felt me up the whole night (and not that pg13 felt up im talking Mr Hefner and his bunnies after a few viagras felt up) told me he had to drive his roommate home and couldnt hang out anymore after the bar closed. WTF are u kidding me? Teases are so fucking annoying. If you're going to talk the talk you better give me a bj lol. And today I worked a double and made some ok money. Super tired. BBQd burgers, corn on the cob and asparagus. mmmm I feel like I havent blogged a lot lately. Im going to try and do it more!
Ratings
Sexy 3
Financial 8
Fun 4
Temp 32

Surfs Up

Today I went to Typhoon Lagoon with Lia and Zander and his GF. Love my life. We had a blast. We parked ourselves at a table right next to the bar and drank all day. We had 8 shots and 12 drinks and our tab was 7 dollars. Bartender loved us. We may have given him a 60 dollar tip. Anyways great day. Saw terminator last night loved it too. About to take a nap before my date with Cory. Will update after. XOXO
Ratings
Sexy 6
Fun 15
Financial 4
Temp 32

Love me hate me, but all of the boys and none of the girls...

So tonight I worked a double. They asked me to start early at 11 and then I had to change to my other section at 430. No break. No eating. Nothings. All I had to eat from when I woke up until 12 when I finally finished work was a bagel. I tried to eat in the middle of the shift but it was too busy and the kitchen didnt make my food so I wasnt allowed to eat. Fuck! I was dizzy by the end. I need to eat atleast every 3 hours. I cant handle 13 without food. I made ok money today. I made 230 (which is 10 less than my pm yesterday). Its looking like this job will be ok money for the summer though. Help me pay down some of my redics debt. I work an am tomorrow. Im so excited Im going to go home have a bath and BBQ. Plus go for a run. Anyways fallin asleep as I type this. Going to bed. PS heard from Cory via text again today :)

Ratings
Sexy 0
Fun 0
Finacial 8
Temp 28-21 (it was 21 at night and I had to turn on the heat in my car I was so chilly)

My feet smell a pirate's anus

Yup its true I may have the worst smelling feet in the world. I worked from 5 - 1 and they just smell awful. I made great money tonight, almost Le Cellier money (almost) I walked with 240 after tip out. Went to BDubs and had quesidillas, wings, mozza sticks, and mini corndogs with Lia. Going to get so fat if I keep this up. Plus I havent been running in a while :s. Happy Allan? I work a double tomorrow and want to kill myself. AHHH! Got another text today from Cory or Cody I cant remember his name. He never gave it to me he just wrote it down for the other server to give to me and then I lost it. Meh. Im sure on tuesday I will find it out. OOOO and today at premeal the other server said to me as I was standing next to Gabe how my new boy toy was. And Gabe was like WHAT? It made me feel good to let him know I wasn't hung up on him. I kinda felt a lil stupid having him hear I was writing about him on my blog. Owell obviously over him now haha.
Ratings
Fun 4
Sexy 0
Financial 10
Temp 28

Exciting

So I got an email from Aaron saying him and Dani are going to look at a place on Sunday. So exciting. Its really beautiful. I hope they get it! After I got home from work yesterday night I played on the computer for like an hour then slept for 5 hours then worked for 13 then went to fridays for 2 now Im f*ing exhausted and I have to work again tomorrow plus do laundry plus go for a run. Ahh. But a good thing happened at work tonight. I noticed a cute boy (surprise lol) sitting in a section near mine. He smiled at me, and I made it a point to do things at the table (like refill his water and take away plates) so i could talk to him. Anyways convo went well hes from Kentucky and has a marketing degree. Hes finishing up the college program and about to do a professional internship. So when he finished his meal I told him a wrote him a secret message in Canadian (my number) on his togo box. His friend asked if Canadian was a langauage -- i thought you guys spoke french ... ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! AMERICANS ARE SOOO DUMB!!!! Long story short he texted me and were going out for dinner on Tuesday night after I go to Typhoon with Lia! So that should be a great day. Anyways falling asleep and I need to listen to Dont Stop Believin From Glee on more time before bed.

Ratings
Sexy 5
Fun 4
Finacial 7
Temp 25

Finally

Tonight was the night. I finally made enough money for this job to be worth it (kinda). I made 140 which Im pretty happy with. After work I went to Fridays and hung out with Amy and her gf of 2 years now Millie. For all you disney people she was always our server at Fridays. Anywho it was great we chatted for like and hour and a half. Then I went over to B Dubs and hung out with Amber, Rachel and Beth who are just so much fun. We had a few beers and chatted about boys and life. I also gave a boy my number. Im already kinda meh about it but we will see where it goes. Also, Gabe came into the restaurant tonight with Lia. It wasnt awkward at all and he texted me saying it was nice seeing me tonight. So all is well that ends well I guess. I have to work tomorrow and I think Im going to try and pick up a double. Ahh kill me I hate needing money :(.

Ratings
Fun 5
Sexy 3
Financial 8
Temp 26 (and still rainy)

Oh what a night! (do do do do)

Where to begin. I was at home watching idol when a friend named John (boy i met/made out with when i was drunk back when i lived here in 2007) came online on FB chat. He invited me over to watch a movie... but I already had plans to go to chillers with my friend lyndsay who is visiting from london. I told him I couldnt but he insisted I come over after chillers. Now I had my suspicions as to the nature of my visit but I went anyways. He gave me a tour. The funny thing is how weirdly connected I am to him. First off he knows Billy my short lived first boyfriend from my contract at Disney. Secondly, he knows anthony the retail gay that stood me up (who apparently is crazy). Thirdly he knows Jared the boy I was chatting with yesterday when I was watching Idol on tuesday (who stole his roommates credit card and charged it) and Finally he knows Gabe who wanted John but John wasnt into it and now him and Gabe dont speak anymore. Can we just talk about how I almost need a chart to keep all this straight. It feels like the commons all over again. Except I dont get to be rich :( Thankfully though it seems like I dodged a bullet with most of those boys. But the gays in Orlando are so damn inbred. Owell I had a great night at Chillers and had a very pleasant tour. But its 5 so I must get to bed.

Ratings
Sexy 10
Fun 10
Financial 0
Temp 24

Rain rain go away

Omg its been raining for 4 days straight now and its not supposed to stop until Saturday. God! All I want to do is sleep because its so crappy outside. I got my "marriage is so gay" tshirt in the mail today. Number 3229! Im going to wear it everywhere!!! I want to go bbq steak but obviously I cant do that so it looks like Im going to have to go to TGIFridays :(. Owell. Tonight I may go over to the fringe festival and see some shows. Or I may just stay home and watch movies. Or I could go see Terminator midnight showing. Dear Zach its called human contact try it one day. wow.

Ratings
Fun 2
Sexy 0
Financial 0
Temp 25

Straight People are Ruining the Sanctity of Sodomy

Lets be honest straight readers, your right to practice vaginal sex is not a right. There is an age old passage in the Bolly Hible by Laviticus that states that man shall lie with man not with woman. Your penchant for practicing this abomination goes against all religious teachings. Since this great country’s laws are built solely on the wants and the needs of the church and it leaders I see no other option but to aggressively disagree with your lifestyle and expect you to quietly accept my assertions. Now some of you may say that my comments are inappropriate but I am practicing my God given right of free speech and that my friends is what this country is all about. Equal rights (unless you are straight). The social implications of allowing you straight people to practice your unholy lifestyle will undoubtedly lead to children becoming... straight. Its proven science that being straight is a choice, not a biological disposition like some of the liberal elite "universities" would want you to believe. Having more straight people around will just convince our children that vaginal intercourse is ok. Seeing straight people makes you straight. Lance Bass took one look at George Bush and god help us proclaimed his love for... Reba. Is this what you want? Who would do hair? write music? choreograph? make clothing? write blogs? serve tables.. i mean act? This world runs on the foundations laid by our forefathers (Elton, and Boy George) and our foremothers (Ellen and Rosie). These foundations of glitter, snaps, and attitude, not to mention killer wardrobes cannot and will not be challenged by your "alternative" lifestyle of coupons, minivans, and god help us Budweiser. We will fight you to the bitter end where will will rejoice, sing, and prance that we have protected sodomy once and for all.

Glee

Well I have to go tell Scottie all the work was for nothing. No one is coming to watch Glee tonight. However I talked to Gabe and I think we're going to be ok. (Ben his bf probably doesnt love me too much but hey you cant please everyone lol) Im so fucking excited to watch it though OMFG! Im also going to treat myself to a pepsi! mmmm.

When it rains it pours!

So for the 3rd day in a row it has been raining non stop! Very similar to my social life as of late. As some of you may know a manager at work read my blog and told most of the people I write about what I said about them. Gur-Reat! So now I have to go and appologize to all of them about what I said about them. Like for instance Eric the manager that I said wants to bang me, when he was just being friendly (flirty) and actually has a boyfriend. (ps it didnt go well he was dissappointed which is worse than angry). Or to Gabe who I thought was on a break with his boyfriend or in limbo who actually has Ben listed as his bf on fb. (which is too bad because I really do like Gabe -- bad timing) Or to the manager who actually found the blog who I said mean things about when I actually was just mad about the way he was treating me at work. But then again he did go around telling everyone my business so I can see why I may have disliked him. BUT we chatted today and he appologised (for wrecking several of my personal relationships down here) and I think we will be better now. But as you can tell I have decided to keep my blog open I just dont want people having the addy unless you are a friend from before May 1st. Also I feel bad because Gabe and Lia were going to come over tonight to watch Idol and Glee, but I think this has all been to weird and theyre not going to come anymore, and scottie has been cleaning the house all day :(. Wow crazy how much damage one little blog can do. Glad you all are enjoying it though. I will keep updating as much as I can. Muah
Ratings
Sexy neg 10
Fun neg 10
Financial 0
Temp 21

Come Clean

Well everyone and there dog has read my blog now so Im just going to come clean. I may have said somethings I didnt want everyone to read so I have taken off 4 sentences from the previous blog posts. Everything else I think is ok for people to see. Not that I want everyone to see it but its my fault for making a blog so now I have to deal with it. Heres some confessions: Obviously I like Gabe and think he super cute. Obviously I like Eric and Guy and flirt with them because its safe because they cant do anything because they are managers. Obviously I shouldnt have made a blog available to everyone on the internet but hey Im stupid and did it. I think I should just keep blogging and just be more careful about what I talk about. Anyways I hope everyone continues to enjoy my blog xoxo love zach

Gayest Day Ever

So this morning I woke up to a text message from a gay boy (with a boyfriend kinda but we're working on that) then I watched two gay movies. Went for a gay run (its raining here so I tossed my hair around a lot -- thats what made it gay). Then made gay lunch (sausages). Started drinking gay drinks (margarittas (sp?)). And later tonight Im going to go to a gay play festival. The only thing missing from gay day was gay sex (lets be honest though Im not having any luck in that department so I wont be surprised if I dont have it today) oh and Cher was missing from my gay day too!
Upcoming Events In My Life (UEIML): tomorrow some friends from work are going to come over for a bbq (hopefully) and we're going to watch Idol and GLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! wednesday Im supposed to go to Typhoon with work friends again and then wednesday night Im going to chiller with my friend lyndsay from england -- she surprised me at work last night it was soo cute.

Ratings
sexy 5
financial 5
fun 8
temp 27

2 Days Until the Best Day of My Life!

First off lets talk about that last post. Good god lol. Im such an angry drunk. But anyways ... There are 2 days left until the preview of GLEE after Idol. I cant wait I'm so excited!!! Dramedy about high school glee club, sign me up! The dance numbers and the singing look soooo fun! AHHH! I have to work again tonight :(. Im going to talk to that manager. See if I can sort things out. 430-1230 again. If I dont make 100 dollars this time Im going to kill someone. lol. Im off for a run I will update later tonight maybe. Muah

Ratings
Fun 2
Sexy2
Finacial 5
Temp 33

Dear My Life Im Drunk

So today I worked from 430 until 1230 and made 90 dollars omg kill me! Plus my manager told me I needed to run more food before I could have three tables. Fuck u i have more experience than half the managers there. (obviously that was drunk Zach saying harsh words -- I meant I have been trying very hard at work and was angry only my flaws were noticed that night) on top of that the boy i like has a "friend" named Ben god life is dumb -- but he invited me to Blizzard beach wednesday and he flirted with me all night long. So im going to flirt like its my job for the next three days. (they were bfs now theyre not omg gays are so irritating) Tonight was stupid. Luckily Brendan wanted to go to the tbar and we drank a lot of booze andn now Im drunk and my problems have all disapperared. alcohol = good time. Wow this blog makes me sound like a jaded asshole -- owell such is life sometimes.

Ratings
Fun 6
Sexy 5
Financial 6
Temp 33

Edit

Dear blog followers,
I have realised that I often am too colourful on my blog and people at work may read it, or the boys I mention on here might read it :S. It is now that I have removed any mention of my blog off facebook so that they dont read it. But on to todays update (its good)! Zoe arrived and I met her at her hotel. I suprised her and I was waiting when she go out of the van. We chatted about good old times of hitting on mardi gras parade dancers, passing out on sidewalks and all around drunken adventures we once had. We went to Trex for dinner for 2 reasons. 1) So I could show her what my life has become (ie the stupid bday song we sing that involves making claws and growling at the end) and 2) So i could shamelessly hit on a cute server boy. He came over to talk to us pretty often but one time he mentioned he was going to see Angles (Im not sure if thats the spelling of the jesus ones or the math ones) and Demons with his friend Ben. Im working with him tomorrow night so we will see where that all goes. Anyways I dropped Zoe off after dinner because she was really tired. I went on a tour (thats all im going to say if you get it, you get it). Then I went and saw angles and demons myself. Really Good!

Ratings
Sexy 10
Fun 10
Financial 5
Temp 32

The English are Coming!

Today I have loads planned. First off I need to go into work to write that test because the manager left early yesterday. Ya I really want to drive 30 mins to do a test that I could have done yesterday and then drive the 30 mins back and not even make an hourly wage. UGHH! After that though my friend Zoe from London is going to be here. She works for Virgin Atlantic and shes hear on a layover! Im so excited I haven't seen her in over 2 years. I think we're going to get boozey! We might even go back to Trex for dinner because there is a cute server working tonight I want to hit on. :P Also theres trouble a brewing for me at work. There is a new manager named Eric who likes to flirt with me. He totally cute too. However managers aren't allowed to date or even hang out with castmembers. One day we were talking about all the gays that work at trex and I said you must love it and he said back ya but I cant do anything with the cute ones and smiled at me. I was worried that he might try something, but then I was also kinda happy because now he wants me. (found out he has a great boyfriend so guess I was wrong there) thats it for today. Muah

Ratings
Sexy 8
Fun 10
Financial neg 5
Temp 34

Lizard Lizard

So today I was outside reading my menu so I can pass my verbal test at work tomorrow, when I saw...ANIMAL...WORLD....RAPE... thats right. I saw a big lizard jump on top of a little lizard pin it down and start a thrustin'. I was kinda awkward to watch but I couldnt turn away! It was like watching a train wreck. It musta lasted like 2 minutes (kinda like some people I know -- Allan) . Lol Anyways off to study more xoxo.

Crisis Averted

So my visa is fine thank god! Im so beat. I just worked 830-530. Im just lying in bed thinking I should go to bed but its 730. More boy possiblities today. The blondie is moving away and leaving a cute latin boyfriend behind, and both the retail gay and the guy from scottie and brendans party have been talking to me lately. The guy who is leading so far is Marissas friend. I have to learn my menu tonight im just so spent. I dont want to at all! I dont even want to write this. Im tired and nothing exciting happened today. OOO except I got 84 in psych! Now to end this boring blog. peace

Ratings
Fun 0
Sexy 6
Financial 0
Temp 22-36 (it rained and cooled off)

THE GAYS ARE INVADING!!!

First off I need to start this blog on a serious note. My visa my get revoked because I missed a step in registering it. I should find out sometime tomorrow if they can fix it. I would cry if it did :(. On to more fun things. Lately cute gay boys have been coming out of the woodwork! A boy named John emailed me on facebook last night at the same time I saw Nathan from spring break again at Phouse. Then when I went to work I met Justin a cute blondie and when I was finishing my shift I met Gabe a very cute boy who Marissa knows. I go from nothing to loads in 24 hours. (lets hope my visa isnt f*d so I can stay and hang with these boys) Also my friend Meranda and I went over to this wipeout summer tour challenge at Downtown Disney. Its like Most Extreme Elimation Challenge just in english lol. I had to run across a spinning log (I fell) then I had to scale a wall with 15 boxing gloves punching out as I went along it (one punched me in junk -- it hurt so bad). It will be online soon. Ill post the video in here when it is. Then I came home a had to deal with my visa crap. I also bought The Hannah Montanna movie soundtrack and listened to it all the way home. O and dani I ate Mcdonalds today and Allan Im not going for a run today :P Miss everyone xoxo

Ratings
Fun 10
Sexy 8
Financial 5
Temp 37

Live Long and Prosper

So after I got up I had lunch from the one million pounds of left overs from the party last night. Then I watched mambo italiana. Then I had two options do laundry or go have a nap (after only being awake for 2 hours). Guess which one I picked. So after I got up from my nap I ate some more leftovers and went to see STAR TREK!!!! OMG IT WAS FANTASTIC!!! GOOOOO SEE IT!!!! Chris Pine is beautiful. It was an ADHD's dream. So much excitment. AHHH! Then I drove home and had the most awkward run ever. First off a family was taking pictures in the park and I offered to take a picture of them all. The dad was cool with it but the mom thought I was going to steal the camera. Then on the way home there was a cat lying in the road (not dead) and I stopped at the house to tell them their cat is going to get hit by a car. A woman came to the door and talked to me through it because she thought I was going to rob her. Lady if I was going to rob you I wouldn't knock. Mind you I wasn't wearing a shirt and I know how all 5 pounds of me are menacing. But COME ON! Anyways I want to go to the bar and pick up someone. I have had sex in like two months and I cant handle it anymore!

Ratings
Fun 10
Financial 5
Sexy neg 2
Temp 35

He thinks my tractor's sexy!

Well after work I rushed home so I could fit in a run before our house party. I got home and was waiting for Scottie to finish in the shower. Brendan mentioned that Morton (our dog) needed a run to calm him down before the people came over. I offered. We started to run mid way through I realised that I was still holding the Moosehead I was drinkng back at the house. Oooops! A mom and a daughter saw me and laughed. I feel if the cops saw me they wouldnt have found it so humorous. The party was awesome. It was a potluck. The most amazing food got brought. Sandwhiches, sushi, past salad, strawberry salad, mango pico de gallo (sp?), wings, quesidillas, and loads more. Heath, Scottie and Brendans beautiful friend came. We chatted and flirted a lil. He invited himself to have sushi with me one day. Im going to guess this is also going nowhere lmao. Its just a hunch I have. He left early. I hung out with Amy Jo, Brendan and Scotties exroomy for most of the night. We both wanted to go out to the bar as the party was slowing down. I suggested Cowboys (which is a western line dancing bar). We went and danced the night away. I was actually quite the accomplished line dancer by the end of the night. There was also a cowboy shirtless contest. mmmmm. Whata night. Im drunk but thats ok because I dont work tomorrow!!!! WOOO!!!

Ratings
Sexy 8
Fun 10
Financial neg 1
Temp 38 (Ya 38 fucking degrees when I got to my car after work today at 4 I wanted to die!)

I Suck at Boys

So I got stood up today. God my life is pathetic. Maybe its Gods (and Allans) way of telling me to stop being interested in retail and triple threat gays lol. Todays boy said he would call me when he finished work. I texted him when I finished. Then I called him 30 mins after he finished then again like 2 hours later. Then I was on facebook and he was like O I didnt get your messages. Puh-Lease! I know all these games I invented them :P He says he'll call on Sunday, I will be holding my breath. On the plus side I got to go grocery shopping and I watched the Hulk. Med Sci, Hart House, Knox College, Conn Hall, and UC are all in it. Plus theres this huge battle scene on young street south of Gerrard. You can see Sams, Zanibar, Remingtons and the eaton center lol. It was an ok movie. My run today was also very satisfying. I did some chin ups on the monkey bars in the park and a dad saw my tatoo and gave me a dirty look like I was going to rape his children lol. I thought about it but his 8 year old could have lost a good 15 pounds :P.

Ratings
Sexy neg 15
Fun 2
Financial 2
Temp 33

God its Early

Well its 1 and I've already been to work, to the bank and had lunch. In Toronto I wouldn't even be up for another hour. Trex was ok today. We learned about Dinosaurs no joke. We had to learn what their names meant also we had to learn the personality and names of each of our 8 character dinosaurs. Like Trixie out triceratops who likes to read. Fun times. But I made friends with the HR manager. She loves me and I love her back. Allan, head gay isnt going to take me long at all at this place lol. Then i switched back into my tshirt about miss california to see what kind of responses I would get in more touristy areas. Wandered around DT Disney for a bit and had loads of readers with no real responses. Then I went to the golden corral buffet. It was also pretty mild there... until a church group holding a conference at the hotel right beside came in. I got some pretty disgusted looks lol. I made sure I puffed my chest out so all of them would see that Miss California Sucks lol. It was brilliant! No Im home, B is at work, im not sure where Scottie is and Im going to go for a run. Love you all and I will update tonight probably after my date :)
Ratings
Fun 7
Sexy 4
Financial 3
Temp 33

Loads of Excitment

So lets talk about Trex. First off we had this God Awful meeting where we read over the manual and then no jokes read a 4 page thing on how to wash our fucking hangs. I was so irritated. Then the latino kitchen guys kept asking the same questions over and over again about their training which this girl knew nothing about. She kept telling them after this were going downstairs so you can meet the kitchen manager and he will set up our training. Then they would ask is our training tomorrow. I wanted to shoot them! AHHH!! The manager leading the meeting was very nice. Finally it was all over and we were allowed to leave. Then i went and played with Marissa for a bit. We had a lovely afternoon. We went swimming in her pool. Just perfect. After I went to walmart and picked up some shoes for work and then drove home. Bredans first art show was tonight. It was really cool it was at this vegan restaurant and his art was just hanging on the walls with price tags and people can buy them but they only get them at the end of the month when his show is over. His mom and borther and sister in law and scottie and i all went. I got many many many compliments on my new shirt tonight. I had it made today. Its red and says "Miss California Sucks" on it. Everyone was like that the best t ever. I felt like a celebrity. I think Im going to wear it all this week :P. Final bit of news. Im going on a date tomorrow with a boy named Anthony. He works for disney in retail (hush allan). Well see what happens. He seems very sweet. Anywho its 1245 and I have to work at 830 so I will talk to you all later. muah

Ratings
Sexy 6
Financial 0
Fun 8
Temp 32

My treat to myself

Well today I had to get my tires checked they were fine so I didnt get charged. So instead I spent the money on a seasons pass to Seaworld -- it might have cost a little a more but I thought I deserved it. Then I went on Manta their new amazing rollercoaster. Its like you're flying. They hang you and then tilt you so you're just hanging on your chest with nothing below you and the track above you. It was so good. I also saw the dolphin show. (it makes me cry a little -- i know thats too gay but im ok with it) I start work tomorrow. Im so excited. I cant handle being bored all day long anymore. Also I hear there are loads of hot boys that work there. Thank god. Im in such a drought right now. O by the way I heard that salmon tightens up your face (its working on my wrinkles lol)... too bad it doesnt work for your loose ass allan. And on that note, ill talk to you guys later. love y'all

Ratings:
Fun-8
Financial- 0
Sexy - 0
Temp 33

PS Bredans mom comes today for a week I cant wait to meet her!!!!

New Goal

I just was watching a show where someone said his greatest accomplishment in life was sleeping with a girl who came 2nd in a reality tv competition. New Life Goal: sleep with a reality tv show star hopefully not any of the following Richard Hatch, Dj or Tj or whoever from Real World Brooklyn, or Joan Rivers. Im really hoping for Brodie Jenner. Also today I had some sushi as a Canadian celebrating a mexican holiday in America. Its like touring EPCOT with less sex.
Ratings:
Fun - 8
Sexy- 5 (lots of hot straight boys out and about but again straight)
Financical - 2 (running out of money)
Temp - 29

No Ma'am

Well what can I say. Well Bredan through up on my car... why does that happen soo much in orlando? There was a cousin of one of the canadian girls there he was like an abercrombie model and he was telling hockey stories about grabbing the other guys balls as a dare OK! lol. FAG... he was soo hot I got him to take off his shirt omg lol. I met two girls I loved Laura and Chantel! Pierre-Luc and I are friends again after that awkward night a chillers in Feb :S. Thats really it from No Ma'am. Alex and Johnny Storm were hot as always. Theres like 3 gays in Canada right now -- Pierre, Kyle, and newly outed Tyler (crazy drama it was so fauxpaux to talk about it -- so of course I brought it up as much as possible -- once infront of his exgirlfriend AWKWARD!!!) lol love my life!

quickie

quick update... today i ran and didnt finish cleaning my room. I did really nothing all day long lol. I bbqd pork chops it was awesome. I made bbq chicken for lunch too! B and I are going to No Ma'am now!!! woop woop! I love Disney boys :P. ill keep you posted xxox

Ratings:
Sexy - 2
Financial-4
Fun - 6
Temp -32

Dear Tower of Terror you suck!

Today I got stuck in the drop shaft of tower of terror for half hour. The first 5 minutes were in complete darkness :S. Eventually a man shouted behind us that they were going to drop us a little bit so they could back the car back into the twilight room between the two elevator shafts. As he dropped us down we hear oh thats too far I dont know what to do now. AWESOME! So they had to lower us the whole way down to the basement. On the plus side of almost dying we were given another ride and fastpasses for RocknRollercoaster. I met a really nice family that was riding with me from Seattle. Their little girls (both 4 years old) were obviously terrified. We got to talking while we were waiting about Le Cellier and after I called and talked this nice manager Linda into letting them have a reservation tomorrow. Im such a charmer :P lol. While I was at the Studios I also checked out HSM3, beauty and the beast, great movie ride, and block party bash. All in all a fun day at Disney. I have bad news. On the way home from Disney I gave in and had McDonalds. It was so amazing. 5 days is just too long without it. It was exactly what I wanted it to be. When I got home Scottie was making his famous zucchini(sp?) lasagne(sp?lol) I cant wait to eat it mmmmmm. Well Im off for a run miss you all! xoxox

Todays financial rating: 8 (the big mac meal is 3.99 bc of the recession)
Todays sexy rating: 2 (the only gay boys I saw all day were ugly and in HSM3)
Todays fun rating: 9
Todays temp: 29

Day 3

Well golf yesterday was fun. I golfed with this couple from Disney who worked on the boats at Magic Kingdom. They were sooo vulgar lol they talked about sex the whole game. I played well the first holes but the last 2 were terrible. Then I picked up Brendan from work and we came home. OOOO I also bbqd steaks for me and scottie and then saved one for brendan. They were amazing. It feels so good to bbq -- stupid Toronto and your dumb laws! Im also 5 days Mcdonalds free. I think if i dont eat Mcdonalds my overall fast food consumption will go down drastically. Iv also not put salt on anything Iv cooked or bought since I moved here. (Im trying not to have a heart attack at 28 lol) Today Marissa and I went to the beach and it was amazing. I was salivating over all the beefcake unfortunately Marissa often had to remind me of my age compared to theres -- Hes 16 Zach god!... i feel he was atleast 18. We had a really nice time. It was awesome seeing Marissa. We ate at KFC (remember I drove through his hometown so were basically family) They have this weird grilled chicken breast and wing dinner here. Its dry and awful and probably the same amount of calories lol. They also dont have fries at American KFC they have wedges and mashed potatoes and rice and beans -- I had the rice and mashed lol. Then I came home and BBQ some St Louis burgers and asparagus (sp?) and it made me think of Allan he loves the cock.... i mean asparagus(sp? again). Anywho off to bed or the bar Im really undecided. I going to try and see if I can find a boy tonight I dont think Texas is all that interested lol. Ill keep you updated xoxox

Todays sexy rating: 8
Todays fun rating: 10
Todays financial rating: 5
Todays Temp 30

Long 6 Days

So as everyone knows I got a job (pronounced yob) at Trex. I dont start there until Thursday at 10 am. So really what Im saying is I have nothing to do until thursday. Six long days lol. I think Im going to go golf at 3. I should probably get my lazy ass dressed. Last night Brendan and I went to revolution which is the old dirty southern nights -- it is way better as revolution! I met a cute boy who just moved down here from Texas -- his names Matt. Hes an actor (allan hush). Anyways Im sure we'll hang out sometime this week. Ill keep you guys updated. Im also going to hit the beach tomorrow with Marissa :)!!! Anyways until tomorrow. MUAH!

Todays sexy rating: 7
Todays fun rating: 7
Todays financial rating: 2
Todays temp: 26

On the road again

Hey yall!

Well 22 hours later I have finally arrived here in sunny Florida. Let’s talk about the drive down. Good God -- and I mean the God part. I drove through 100 republican states. Michigan, Ohio, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia and Florida. I have never heard so many radio preachers. One told me that I wasn’t walking with grace of jesus and I should learn to walk with more compassion. Does that mean I should put more weight on my left leg when I walk? WTF lol. Another told me the day is evil -- no idea what he was talking about. OOO and I drove by a church in Ohio with a huge 5 storey jesus made out of stone coming out of a lake... craziest thing iv ever seen hahaha. Anyways enough about those assholes lol. I drove through a part of Kentucky where Colonel Sanders was born and I listened to a radio station called... WKFC... no joke... WKFC. When I left Canada it was 8 when I got here it was 31. What else.... um I stayed in a hotel that cost 30 dollars a night in Georgia -- the old check in lady made sure I knew what channels the porn was on ---- really I don’t think I’m going to like it lol. I also saw a store called jo-ann (it made me miss Aaron and Dani) and then I saw a billboard for strippers (made me think of Allan) lol. When I got here Scottie, Brendan and Morton were waiting for me. I bought some groceries and a BBQ and settled down into my room. That was all yesterday. Today I got a job at Trex (like rainforest cafe with dinosaurs) and tried to do my circuit but its soo hot out. I got a nice tan. Anyways enough chatter for today.

Todays fun rating: 7
Todays sexy rating: 3
Todays financial rating: 10
Todays temp: 32