Straight People are Ruining the Sanctity of Sodomy

Lets be honest straight readers, your right to practice vaginal sex is not a right. There is an age old passage in the Bolly Hible by Laviticus that states that man shall lie with man not with woman. Your penchant for practicing this abomination goes against all religious teachings. Since this great country’s laws are built solely on the wants and the needs of the church and it leaders I see no other option but to aggressively disagree with your lifestyle and expect you to quietly accept my assertions. Now some of you may say that my comments are inappropriate but I am practicing my God given right of free speech and that my friends is what this country is all about. Equal rights (unless you are straight). The social implications of allowing you straight people to practice your unholy lifestyle will undoubtedly lead to children becoming... straight. Its proven science that being straight is a choice, not a biological disposition like some of the liberal elite "universities" would want you to believe. Having more straight people around will just convince our children that vaginal intercourse is ok. Seeing straight people makes you straight. Lance Bass took one look at George Bush and god help us proclaimed his love for... Reba. Is this what you want? Who would do hair? write music? choreograph? make clothing? write blogs? serve tables.. i mean act? This world runs on the foundations laid by our forefathers (Elton, and Boy George) and our foremothers (Ellen and Rosie). These foundations of glitter, snaps, and attitude, not to mention killer wardrobes cannot and will not be challenged by your "alternative" lifestyle of coupons, minivans, and god help us Budweiser. We will fight you to the bitter end where will will rejoice, sing, and prance that we have protected sodomy once and for all.