Absolutely Not!

Gays days is just the most fun weekend ever! Parties and djs and dancing and boys. So friday I worked and made 37 dollars but w.e I wanted to be out of there early anyways. I went to the gays days expo and finally got my HIV test because thursday the queens putting up the tent drove a stake through the powerlines and put the hotel out of power for 6 hours lmfao. Anyways test came back neg (obviously) then I went to have dinner at Hardrock with my new fabulous hair stylist Gary and his friends. It was so fun. Then we went and saw Wanda Sykes. I cant even tell you how funny she was. She did this whole bit about her first --and last-- wax. I felt her pain on that one. She said it was like watching her asshole running across the plains in africa and getting ripped to shit by lion teeth. lol. Then I went back to the hotel and went in the pool with my new gay days friends. It was a blast. I made out in the pool all night. Wanda says that going in a pool at a gay party event is like having a big bowl of dick soup. (its sad and true) Then I dragged my sorry ass home. Jorge walked me down again and we made out in the car -- but i tried to lie down in the back seat and was like this is sketchy and got out. Really you can make out in a pool infront of 1000 people but you cant make out in my car. W.E. .....................
This morning was the main event. Magic Kingdom day. All the boys and girls wear red and go to MK and then everyone watches the parade on main street and its literally a sea red. I got signed in by Brendans lesbo friend who works in the dishpit at his work. We had to wait at the exit a lil while the sorted signing me in. It was so funny to watch all the conservative familes draggin their kids out of the park. "dont look at them you can catch gay" --- I waved by to everyone of them that left. In all honesty there were only one or two families but shit they were PISSED! The park was awesome we went on splash, and mikeys philharmagic, and pirates and then had lunch. At this point my new gay days friends arrived and I went and hung out with them for a bit. We went on splash again and then ate again lol. Then parade time. SIDEBAR: when I lived in Orlando in 2007 the first boy I dated was named Robin and in the high school musical show he moved away to travel with a disney kids show. Who should I see as the closing sequence dancer? Robin. He looked good too. He got all toned and tanned. After the parade we went on Haunted Mansion. This is where the problems started. My phone fell out of my pocket and I left it on the ride. By the time I realised my car had already gone around. The boys went back to their hotel while I was trying to find my phone. Of course I didnt find it and then I had no way of contacting Brendan (who I was supposed to pick up from EPCOT) or the boys. I went to their hotel and just knocked on their door hoping they werent at the pool party. Luckily they were home and I called Brendan and set up a time to pick him up. I had a nap with Jorge. It was nice to lie in a boys arms. Then I picked up Brendan and drove home and took another nap. Brendan was supposed to come to PHouse with me but Scottie called and he ditched me :( ... Owell the boys were there. First thing Jorge says to me we need to talk. Really? (roll eyes) But what he said I wasnt expecting. He was all are u a top or bottom? I like top obvi lol. Then he made out with me and said good. Romantic no? He was a lil drunk and spent the night recounting his previous gay days "adventures" at one point I told his friend that he was exuding sexuality and that I wanted him soo badly :P (He even mentioned a sling -- barf) Thank god the debra cox concert was starting! Omg it was amazing. She was so fierce. It was just a really good party. Everyone was dancing and having a good time. When she finished the boys mentioned that they were heading back to the hotel and invited me. I declined as I work a double tomorrow. I asked Jorge if he was coming back to my place. He told me he couldnt. WHAT! WHY? I have to drive my friend to the airport in the morning (which I know is a lie he leaves at 430 pm) He was like you dont think Im a tease do you? I was like you're a mad tease. But Im not mad -- you dont want to have sex u dont want to have sex. Then he tried to kiss me and was all hells no! Absolutley not (in the words of miss debra) if you want to be friends we're friends I dont make out with my friends. He was all but I really do like you. Really? How did you see this 4 day relationship working out you moron. Anyways I really loved spending time with them all they were great. I feel kinda played but he told me hes on a "growth program" (I almost laughed when he said that) and trying to change himself which to be honest I totally respect. But really at gay days the only growth program you should be on is in your pants.
Ratings
Fun 12
Financial 0
Sexy 2.5
Temp 24